Suiyao: I am on a seafood diet.
Lola: What’s that?
Suiyao: I see food and I eat it.
— Suiyao L., Portland, Oregon
SHUBH: Why are stars terrible at staring contests?
HENRY: Why?
SHUBH: Because they’re always blinking.
Shubh D., Piedmont, California
TOM SWIFTY: “That campfire is blazing!” Tom said warmly.
Luke T., Birmingham, Alabama
Trevor: What word rhymes with orange?
Bob: Nothing.
Trevor: No,