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SHOVE IT UP YOUR RC

GOVERNMENT plans to boost productivity by delaying this year’s Shrove Tuesday until the following Saturday have foundered. The Vatican has thrown a spanner in the works by ruling out moving the snack-based date to the weekend.

And the Holy See refused to enter into negotiations with the UK’s Department of Work and Pensions, ssaying that 2023’s Shrove

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