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    TONY PARSEHOLE

    Oct 13, 2022 2 minutes

    WHEN I HEARD the news that Her Royal Majesty Queen Elizabeth the Queen of England had died, I wept.

    I wept and I wept and I wept.

    I wept real tears. Not like the crocodile tears I wept for celebrities.

    These were real tears. British tears.

    Red, white and blue tears.

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