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Banks, bikes and choppers

I OFTEN SAY THAT when I grow up I want to own a bank. I can even understand the business — sell money and secure the risk against your customers’ assets; use other customers’ money as assets to lend out; pay a pittance as interest; do not get out of balance with the proportions. Also, wear chalk-stripes and smoke cigars. I manage some of these already.

The buying of money and its opposite, the custody services, are essentially commercial

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