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<em>Morbius</em> Is a Portrait of a Very Annoying Weirdo

Jared Leto’s one-note vampire is possibly the least helpful superhero we’ve seen yet.
Source: Sony Pictures

Indisputably, our cinemas are clogged with superheroes. Griping about a trend that’s just a Hollywood fact of life is almost trite, but in the case of , the dark and gloomy Jared Leto vehicle finally making it to theaters this weekend, I have to register a complaint. Morbius, a “living vampire” who can fly and has super-strength and -reflexes, is the least helpful superhero I have ever seen in a movie. He causes many problems, resolves almost none of them,

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