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    Dec 17, 2021 4 minutes

    FOR THE KIDS

    ■ Question: What is a spaceman’s favourite chocolate? Answer: A Mars bar!

    ■ Question: What do you get when you cross a cow and a trampoline? Answer: A milkshake!

    ■ Question: Why did the sun go to school? Answer: To get brighter!

    ■ Question: What do you get when you cross a centipede and a parrot? Answer: A walkie-talkie!

    QUICK WORK

    Two young women, who are clearly in a celebratory mood, are in a coffee shop when the barista overhears their conversation.

    As she gets closer she hears one say to the other, “Here’s to 17 days!”

    Smiling, the barista says, “Congratulations! What’s so special about 17 days?”

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