The Oldie

Steel yourself for Xmas

How metallic will your Christmas be? As a metals merchant, I can tell you.

I’m assuming the five gold rings my true love intends to give me this Christmas are 22 carat (91.6675 per cent gold) with five grams of content. The balance is nickel for hardening. So the metal value of my true love’s purchase this year will be around £200 per ring (with gold at around £1,300 per troy ounce).

It sounds cheap, doesn’t it? But, of course, that’s not

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