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    HO! HO! NO!

    Nov 18, 2021 2 minutes

    A SHOCKING report in the Retail Gazette has revealed that British children could wait up to SIX WEEKS to see a Santa Claus in a department store this Christmas. And it is feared that as many as half a million wonderstruck toddlers may not get to see one at all.

    The crisis is not due to a national shortage of

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