Foul-mouthed BIRD

Marion, 44, Orange, NSW*

Have you seen the new neighbours?’ I asked my hubby, Vic. ‘I peeked over the fence and it’s like a zoo!

‘They’ve got six chooks, a dog, two cats and a turtle.’

‘They also have a bird – a galah,’ Vic said. ‘It’s on the front porch in a cage.’

I went