Ah! Covid-19… I’ve been expecting you
MANY BUSINESSES are struggling to keep afloat during the Covid-19 pandemic, and those in the field of totalitarian oppression are no different. Here’s how a few evil geniuses have survived through lockdown and how they plan to adapt to the ‘new normal.’
ASSASSIN-for-hire has not shot any public figure dead in an attempt to de-stabilise the United Nations since February. “I have mild asthma, so I’ve been shielding,” he explained on a
