Carl Hiaasen: No, no, no — what I meant to say was ‘shrewish’ lasers beams started those wildfires
by Carl Hiaasen, Miami Herald
Feb 08, 2021
3 minutes
(Rejected first draft of Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene’s closed-door apology to the House Republican conference last week)
Fellow Republicans, where do I start?
To my colleagues from California, I’m sorry for saying that one of your devastating wildfires was caused by Jewish laser beams fired from outer space. It was premature for me to post that theory on Facebook because there’s no conclusive proof that those particular laser beams are controlled exclusively by Jews.
In fact, I wouldn’t be surprised if
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