LAUGH A LITTLE
PAYBACKTIME
John has lent Paul R50 000 but he hasn’t paid it back. “Why don’t you sue him?” a pal asks.
“I can’t because I neglected to have him sign an agreement acknowledging the loan,” John explains.
“Well then, just send him a letter demanding R100 000.”
“But he owes me only R50 000.”
“Precisely. He’ll let you know immediately and you’ll have that acknowledgement.”
THE RIGHT MOVE
A recently divorced, overweight, middle-aged guy
