LAUGH A LITTLE
EATING OUT
■ Waiter: I have stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog’s leg. Customer: Don’t tell me your problems, give me the menu.
■ Customer: Waiter, there’s a fly in my soup. Waiter: So what do you expect me to do? Call a lifeguard?
■ Waiter, what’s the meaning of this fly I wouldn’t know, sir. I’m a waiter, not a fortune teller.
