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You Know What, Fine: Taylor Swift Covers Earth, Wind & Fire's 'September'

Right now, the Earth often can bring to mind an exploding toilet. So go ahead, knock yourself out.
Great, whatever, knock yourselves out.

A quick scan of the headlines reveals, for those who'd let it slip their minds, that the world is essentially an exploding toilet headlines will likely reveal, for those who dare anticipate them, an entirely set of threats and catastrophes. The old ones won't have resolved themselves, mind you; they'll merely have been joined by a fresh set of nauseating calamities, each landing in our lives with the shudder-inducing plop of a full diaper dropped off a tall building.

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