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Hey, who cut the eyeholes in Mar-a-Lago's white tablecloths?

(Rejected first draft of confidential report to President Donald J. Trump from the events manager at the Mar-a-Lago Club.)

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Dear Mr. President,

I received your urgent inquiry about our "reduced" winter schedule, and I want to assure you there's no need to burn down the resort for the insurance money. We're doing just fine!

You expressed alarm about a "Fake News" story saying 20 charities and organizations have canceled or moved

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