Hey, who cut the eyeholes in Mar-a-Lago's white tablecloths?
by Carl Hiaasen, Tribune Content Agency
Aug 28, 2017
3 minutes
(Rejected first draft of confidential report to President Donald J. Trump from the events manager at the Mar-a-Lago Club.)
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Dear Mr. President,
I received your urgent inquiry about our "reduced" winter schedule, and I want to assure you there's no need to burn down the resort for the insurance money. We're doing just fine!
You expressed alarm about a "Fake News" story saying 20 charities and organizations have canceled or moved
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