Stand Up, Lie Down Series

Molly Moser owns a small bookstore in downtown Milwaukee. All she wants to do is sit inside and read, even as Aunt Prudie Judy wants her to get out and meet new people, especially the nice young men she keeps trying to fix her up with. But Molly sees things a little differently when she meets Jake Nilsen, a standup comic and former college swimmer, who's in town to perform at a local comedy club. Can Jake bring shy Molly out of her shell and help her see that there's more to life than just books?

Yoga and Sriracha will never be the same… Jake Nilsen recently injured his back, he said, running with a friend. Yoga studio owner Irene Jennings said she has a few exercises she can teach him to help loosen him up and make him more flexible. But her interest in Jake is more than just physical exercise. She wants to get a little more personal and see if he can help her with a few problems of her own.

Hot-lanta just got a few degrees higher! Alyssa Dupont: She's tall, athletic, blonde, and she annoys the crap out of standup comic Jake Nilsen. She's the bar manager at the Popcorn Comedy Club where he's performing this weekend. She's constantly teasing Jake and giving him a hard time, but Jake may turn the tables on her before the weekend is over, and then he'll be giving her the hard time.

Standup comic Jake Nilsen is in Louisville as a comedy club headliner. He's not looking for any excitement, but that doesn't mean it's not looking for him. Lydia Reilly is an artist and gallery owner and her fiery red hair and come hither smile catch a lot more than just Jake's eye. He's always had a thing for redheads, and this one has something for him, too.

Things are getting naughty in Music City! Standup comic Jake Nilsen finds himself in the heartland of country music Nashville. After stopping into the local club, Fries, he decides to explore what the city has to offer. While enjoying lunch, he finds a curvy, songstress Natasha has a voice and heart of gold. Their lunch date is foiled, but Jake can’t stop being the hero and comes to her rescue. Join us for another round in the sheets to come!

Lifting the skirt on education! Professor Carrie Caine is the new graduate student advisor to the student activities committee at Abraxus Tasker College, and she's been tasked with handling standup comic Jake Nilsen who's on campus to emcee a weekend comedy festival. The last thing she wants is to babysit some clown because she's got some serious studying to do. But Jake has just the thing to help her unclench and relax.

Sweet Home Alabama just got sexier! Betty Abernathy doesn't have a husband, she has a roommate. And with age 50 on the horizon, she's looking for someone to bring a smile to her face and fill the emptiness in her life. Standup comic Jake Nilsen has just what he needs to fill Betty's. . . heart. Or will he find this a 'bless his heart' moment?

Things are heating up in Jacksonville and it's not just the weather! Jake Nilsen is spending a week in Minnesota for his 10-year high school reunion. There he bumps into an old crush from the drama club who reminds him why he became a comedian in the first place. Dance floor confessions quickly turn into fantasies fulfilled when he takes her back to his hotel. After the reunion, Jake finds himself seated next to a sexy artist on the plane ride to his next tour stop: Jacksonville. Jackie is eager to offer him a place to stay while he visits the largest city in the Sunshine State, and soon, their conversation gets steamier than the Florida summer. Will they be able to hold out until they touchdown or will they make comedy gold in the cramped airplane bathroom? In this installment of the Stand Up, Lie Down punny erotica collection, Jake is ready to make some art of his own with Jackie from Jacksonville!

Jake Nilsen is a touring stand up comic with a penchant for one-liners and one-night stands. In this 8-book collection, Jake travels from Milwaukee to Jacksonville where he meets fifteen beautiful women and tickles more than just their funny bones. Experience sexual conquests like nothing before as each city leaves fond and fondling memories of ladies like Lydia, Alyssa, Carrie, and even Molly! Readers looking for puns and naughty humor will find the Stand Up, Lie Down set tantalizing and entertaining. Yoga instructors, book sellers, artists, professors, and bartenders are on the menu as Jake travels from one club to the next facing the club managers, swapping sex stories with his wingman Curtis, tripping in his old pick up truck, and enjoying the occasional fourth wall break.