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    Alien On A Rampage
    Aliens in Disguise
    Aliens on Vacation
    Audiobook series3 titles

    The Intergalactic Bed & Breakfast Series

    Written by Clete Barrett Smith

    Narrated by Todd Haberkorn and Joshua Swanson

    4/5

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    About this series

    David is having the summer of his life at his grandmother’s Intergalactic Bed & Breakfast, an inn for vacationing aliens. By now even the slimiest tourists don’t faze him, and he has all of security officer Tate’s safety procedures down pat. In fact, David thinks it’s about time the grown-ups entrusted him and his friend Amy with even more responsibility.

    David and Amy get their big break when Grandma is invited to travel long-distance to accept an award and Tate decides to follow her. Running the B&B should be a breeze for two kids who saved the universe just a few weeks ago. But soon David and Amy are faced with some inconveniences, such as a lost alien, a pair of gate-crashers, and a potential horde of UFO-watchers descending on the inn. In other words, it’s an ordinary day.

    Check in to the Intergalactic Bed & Breakfast for another kooky comedy featuring an assortment of hapless humans and awesome aliens.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherBrilliance Audio
    Release dateMay 3, 2011
    Alien On A Rampage
    Aliens in Disguise
    Aliens on Vacation

    Titles in the series (3)

    • 1

      Aliens on Vacation
      Aliens on Vacation

      Aliens on Vacation

      Clete Barrett Smith
      4/5 - 16 ratings
      4/5 - 16 ratings

      13-year-old David discovers that his grandmother's inn is a portal for comical aliens from all over the universe—a secret that, until now, she has been able to keep from her small town. Scrub isn't happy about having to spend the summer with his hippie grandmother in "Middle of Nowhere," Washington. When he arrives at her Intergalactic Bed & Breakfast, he's not surprised by its 1960s-meets-Star Wars decor; but he is surprised by the weird looking guests. It turns out that each room in the inn is a portal and his grandma is the gatekeeper, allowing aliens to vacation on Earth. She desperately needs Scrub's help with disguising the tourists as humans. As if that weren't difficult enough, the town sheriff is already suspicious of Granny. One wrong move and Scrub could blow Grandma's cover, forcing the B&B to shut down forever. And when it comes to aliens, every move seems wrong . . . Full of cosmic chaos and mind-bending mayhem, Scrub's summer adventure will leave readers wanting to make a return trip.

      13-year-old David discovers that his grandmother's inn is a portal for comical aliens from all over the universe—a secret that, until now, she has been able to keep from her small town. Scrub isn't happy about having to spend the summer with his hippie grandmother in "Middle of Nowhere," Washington. When he arrives at her Intergalactic Bed & Breakfast, he's not surprised by its 1960s-meets-Star Wars decor; but he is surprised by the weird looking guests. It turns out that each room in the inn is a portal and his grandma is the gatekeeper, allowing aliens to vacation on Earth. She desperately needs Scrub's help with disguising the tourists as humans. As if that weren't difficult enough, the town sheriff is already suspicious of Granny. One wrong move and Scrub could blow Grandma's cover, forcing the B&B to shut down forever. And when it comes to aliens, every move seems wrong . . . Full of cosmic chaos and mind-bending mayhem, Scrub's summer adventure will leave readers wanting to make a return trip.

    • 2

      Alien On A Rampage
      Alien On A Rampage

      Alien On A Rampage

      Clete Barrett Smith
      4/5 - 2 ratings
      4/5 - 2 ratings

      David can’t wait to spend another summer at his grandmother’s Intergalactic Bed & Breakfast—a vacation hot spot for aliens. But this summer isn’t quite what he was expecting. There are some new faces at the B&B this year, including a doglike purple creature named Snarffle, who appears in David’s room out of nowhere, and Scratchull, Grandma’s new alien repairman. With David’s friend Amy running everything at the B&B, and Grandma busy preparing to win the baking competition at the town’s Pioneer Day Festival, David feels like he doesn’t fit in. To make matters worse, David thinks that Scratchull is an evil mastermind with a plot to destroy Earth, and no one—not even Grandma—believes him. Does Scratchull really have a wicked plan, or is David blowing things out of galaxy-sized proportion? And if David’s right, will he be able to save the planet? This sequel to Aliens on Vacation is bursting with astronomical adventure and cosmic chaos—listeners will never want to check out of the Intergalactic Bed & Breakfast.

      David can’t wait to spend another summer at his grandmother’s Intergalactic Bed & Breakfast—a vacation hot spot for aliens. But this summer isn’t quite what he was expecting. There are some new faces at the B&B this year, including a doglike purple creature named Snarffle, who appears in David’s room out of nowhere, and Scratchull, Grandma’s new alien repairman. With David’s friend Amy running everything at the B&B, and Grandma busy preparing to win the baking competition at the town’s Pioneer Day Festival, David feels like he doesn’t fit in. To make matters worse, David thinks that Scratchull is an evil mastermind with a plot to destroy Earth, and no one—not even Grandma—believes him. Does Scratchull really have a wicked plan, or is David blowing things out of galaxy-sized proportion? And if David’s right, will he be able to save the planet? This sequel to Aliens on Vacation is bursting with astronomical adventure and cosmic chaos—listeners will never want to check out of the Intergalactic Bed & Breakfast.

    • 3

      Aliens in Disguise
      Aliens in Disguise

      Aliens in Disguise

      Clete Barrett Smith
      3/5 - 3 ratings
      3/5 - 3 ratings

      David is having the summer of his life at his grandmother’s Intergalactic Bed & Breakfast, an inn for vacationing aliens. By now even the slimiest tourists don’t faze him, and he has all of security officer Tate’s safety procedures down pat. In fact, David thinks it’s about time the grown-ups entrusted him and his friend Amy with even more responsibility. David and Amy get their big break when Grandma is invited to travel long-distance to accept an award and Tate decides to follow her. Running the B&B should be a breeze for two kids who saved the universe just a few weeks ago. But soon David and Amy are faced with some inconveniences, such as a lost alien, a pair of gate-crashers, and a potential horde of UFO-watchers descending on the inn. In other words, it’s an ordinary day. Check in to the Intergalactic Bed & Breakfast for another kooky comedy featuring an assortment of hapless humans and awesome aliens.

      David is having the summer of his life at his grandmother’s Intergalactic Bed & Breakfast, an inn for vacationing aliens. By now even the slimiest tourists don’t faze him, and he has all of security officer Tate’s safety procedures down pat. In fact, David thinks it’s about time the grown-ups entrusted him and his friend Amy with even more responsibility. David and Amy get their big break when Grandma is invited to travel long-distance to accept an award and Tate decides to follow her. Running the B&B should be a breeze for two kids who saved the universe just a few weeks ago. But soon David and Amy are faced with some inconveniences, such as a lost alien, a pair of gate-crashers, and a potential horde of UFO-watchers descending on the inn. In other words, it’s an ordinary day. Check in to the Intergalactic Bed & Breakfast for another kooky comedy featuring an assortment of hapless humans and awesome aliens.

    Author

    Clete Barrett Smith

    Clete Barrett Smith arrived on Earth as an infant and was raised among the native population. He participated in human rites of passage in the northwestern quadrant of the American landmass and later studied the planet’s literature and writing techniques at Vermont College of Fine Arts before publishing his first novel, Aliens on Vacation. He currently resides in Bellingham, Washington, with his two earthling daughters.

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