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    The Book of Ferret Episodes 1 to 4: The Book of Ferret, #1
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    The Book of Ferret Series

    By Madison Doll

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    About this series

    Ferret is a pint-sized bogan from The Hawkesbury, on the outskirts of Sydney, Australia. He's unemployed and he's a loser. 

     

    One day, he discovers that he's got two long-lost brothers and that he's heir to tens of millions of dollars. He also finds out that the pheromone wipes in the vending machine at the local pub really do drive women wild.

     

    During the course of his adventures Ferret uses the pheromone wipes to good advantage. He forms a punk band, gets chased by the Yakuza, becomes acting principal of a high school within one week, runs for parliament and ends up cryogenically frozen and woken up in a future world where water is scarce.

     

    This is a very rude book. It's got heaps of swearing and comical sex and takes the piss out of just about everybody.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherLamplight Productions
    Release dateOct 14, 2023
    The Book of Ferret Episodes 1 to 4: The Book of Ferret, #1

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      The Book of Ferret Episodes 1 to 4: The Book of Ferret, #1
      The Book of Ferret Episodes 1 to 4: The Book of Ferret, #1

      The Book of Ferret Episodes 1 to 4: The Book of Ferret, #1

      Madison Doll
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      Ferret is a pint-sized bogan from The Hawkesbury, on the outskirts of Sydney, Australia. He's unemployed and he's a loser.    One day, he discovers that he's got two long-lost brothers and that he's heir to tens of millions of dollars. He also finds out that the pheromone wipes in the vending machine at the local pub really do drive women wild.   During the course of his adventures Ferret uses the pheromone wipes to good advantage. He forms a punk band, gets chased by the Yakuza, becomes acting principal of a high school within one week, runs for parliament and ends up cryogenically frozen and woken up in a future world where water is scarce.   This is a very rude book. It's got heaps of swearing and comical sex and takes the piss out of just about everybody.

      Ferret is a pint-sized bogan from The Hawkesbury, on the outskirts of Sydney, Australia. He's unemployed and he's a loser.    One day, he discovers that he's got two long-lost brothers and that he's heir to tens of millions of dollars. He also finds out that the pheromone wipes in the vending machine at the local pub really do drive women wild.   During the course of his adventures Ferret uses the pheromone wipes to good advantage. He forms a punk band, gets chased by the Yakuza, becomes acting principal of a high school within one week, runs for parliament and ends up cryogenically frozen and woken up in a future world where water is scarce.   This is a very rude book. It's got heaps of swearing and comical sex and takes the piss out of just about everybody.

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    Madison Doll

    Madison Doll met Ferris Cutler at a dwarf throwing contest in Windsor. 'It's the little things in life that count,' he said, and they struck up an immediate friendship. Doll had already enjoyed great success with her previous two books, 'I Never Knew Nuffin' About It' and 'It's All Fuckin' Bullshit'. Here, she begins her crowning glory, 'The Book of Ferret ' series.

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