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    Arc 1: The Secret Ingredient Is Love. No, Really: Stake Sauce, #1
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    Stake Sauce Series

    By RoAnna Sylver

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    ARC 1, IN WHICH: A cute punk-rock vampire and a disabled firefighter-turned-mall-cop with a dark past join forces to battle the forces of evil.

    Jude used to leap out of helicopters to rescue/protect people from terrifying infernos. Now, by day, he protects the local mall from rowdy teenagers who ride their skateboards inside. By night, he protects the the parking lot, and the rest of Portland, from undead, bloodsucking creatures of the darkness. Or would if he could find them.

    But he's just about ready to give it up (living with PTSD and pain from the traumatic event that cost him a leg, a friend, and a lot more is hard enough), when something crashes into his life. And his window. It's one of these creatures of the darkness - and he's a lot less scary than expected. More cuddly, with dark fuzzy wings, and neon-bright hair.

    His name is Pixie, and he refuses to bite anyone. Assault/murder/draining fluids isn't punk, even if being a vampire really kind of is. He's very hungry by now, and the much bigger, meaner, deadlier vamps kick him around on the nightly. Jude would love to find and fight some actual undead bullies. And Pixie could use some help staying... 'alive.' Time to make a deal.

    Of course, life still sucks when you're a vampire who refuses to suck blood. Fortunately, there's a really interesting new barbecue restaurant in the mall, with an intriguing new recipe. (We hear that the secret ingredient is... love. No, really.)

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherRoAnna Sylver
    Release dateOct 31, 2017
    Arc 1: The Secret Ingredient Is Love. No, Really: Stake Sauce, #1

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      Arc 1: The Secret Ingredient Is Love. No, Really: Stake Sauce, #1
      Arc 1: The Secret Ingredient Is Love. No, Really: Stake Sauce, #1

      Arc 1: The Secret Ingredient Is Love. No, Really: Stake Sauce, #1

      RoAnna Sylver
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      ARC 1, IN WHICH: A cute punk-rock vampire and a disabled firefighter-turned-mall-cop with a dark past join forces to battle the forces of evil. Jude used to leap out of helicopters to rescue/protect people from terrifying infernos. Now, by day, he protects the local mall from rowdy teenagers who ride their skateboards inside. By night, he protects the the parking lot, and the rest of Portland, from undead, bloodsucking creatures of the darkness. Or would if he could find them. But he's just about ready to give it up (living with PTSD and pain from the traumatic event that cost him a leg, a friend, and a lot more is hard enough), when something crashes into his life. And his window. It's one of these creatures of the darkness - and he's a lot less scary than expected. More cuddly, with dark fuzzy wings, and neon-bright hair. His name is Pixie, and he refuses to bite anyone. Assault/murder/draining fluids isn't punk, even if being a vampire really kind of is. He's very hungry by now, and the much bigger, meaner, deadlier vamps kick him around on the nightly. Jude would love to find and fight some actual undead bullies. And Pixie could use some help staying... 'alive.' Time to make a deal. Of course, life still sucks when you're a vampire who refuses to suck blood. Fortunately, there's a really interesting new barbecue restaurant in the mall, with an intriguing new recipe. (We hear that the secret ingredient is... love. No, really.)

      ARC 1, IN WHICH: A cute punk-rock vampire and a disabled firefighter-turned-mall-cop with a dark past join forces to battle the forces of evil. Jude used to leap out of helicopters to rescue/protect people from terrifying infernos. Now, by day, he protects the local mall from rowdy teenagers who ride their skateboards inside. By night, he protects the the parking lot, and the rest of Portland, from undead, bloodsucking creatures of the darkness. Or would if he could find them. But he's just about ready to give it up (living with PTSD and pain from the traumatic event that cost him a leg, a friend, and a lot more is hard enough), when something crashes into his life. And his window. It's one of these creatures of the darkness - and he's a lot less scary than expected. More cuddly, with dark fuzzy wings, and neon-bright hair. His name is Pixie, and he refuses to bite anyone. Assault/murder/draining fluids isn't punk, even if being a vampire really kind of is. He's very hungry by now, and the much bigger, meaner, deadlier vamps kick him around on the nightly. Jude would love to find and fight some actual undead bullies. And Pixie could use some help staying... 'alive.' Time to make a deal. Of course, life still sucks when you're a vampire who refuses to suck blood. Fortunately, there's a really interesting new barbecue restaurant in the mall, with an intriguing new recipe. (We hear that the secret ingredient is... love. No, really.)

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    RoAnna Sylver

    RoAnna Sylver is passionate about stories that give hope, healing and even fun for queer, disabled and other marginalized people, and thinks we need a lot more. Aside from writing oddly optimistic dystopia and vampire books, RoAnna is a blogger, singer, and artist. RoAnna lives with family near Portland OR, and probably spends too much time playing videogames. The next adventure they would like is a nap in a pile of bunnies.

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