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    Bedoggled: Country Misadventures, #2
    Country Misadventures: Country Misadventures
    Bum Steer: Country Misadventures, #1
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    Country Misadventures Series

    By Tracy Heath

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    About this series

    Now including the BONUS story, "A Redneck Romance"!

    Now enjoy more comical tales in this combination set of Tracy Heath’s first two books, Bum Steer and Bedoggled.

    Tracy Heath recounts some of her most treasured and entertaining stories from her childhood in the Eastern Oregon desert. You will be taken to a pleasant wasteland where pheasants stroll through the neighborhood, and sagebrush and barbed wire fences are silhouetted in the vibrant, setting sun.

    She tells about being bullied by a steer:
    “Since he wasn't a pet we promptly named him 'Reddy.' It had a nice ring to it and had next to nothing to do with the fact that his eyes glowed red.”

    Experience the face-palm moments of becoming a dog owner:
    “Considering his klutzy habits and ill-mannered behavior, [Bowser’s] knowledge of the indoors was limited. But his understanding of life in general was lacking, so we should have seen something coming.”

    And get ready for hard-core fishing, folks, because fishing’s not for wimps:
    “Dripping piteously, the fishers reached the foot of the trail and took a minute to gaze up the steep, switchbacked path, the shadows already growing long around them. Crying seemed a viable option….”

    Get a kick out of these escapades and several other comical stories in Tracy’s take on country life. You will find the stories intriguing and original. As you chuckle your way through them, these country anecdotes may bring back a few humorous memories from your own childhood.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherTracy Heath
    Release dateJun 22, 2012
    Bedoggled: Country Misadventures, #2
    Country Misadventures: Country Misadventures
    Bum Steer: Country Misadventures, #1

    Titles in the series (3)

    • 1

      Bum Steer: Country Misadventures, #1
      Bum Steer: Country Misadventures, #1

      Bum Steer: Country Misadventures, #1

      Tracy Heath
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      Tracy Heath recounts some of her most treasured and entertaining stories from her childhood in the Eastern Oregon desert. In this first book of her Country Misadventures series, you will be introduced to a pleasant wasteland where pheasants stroll through the neighborhood, and sagebrush and barbed wire fences are silhouetted in the vibrant, setting sun. She tells about being bullied by a steer: “Since he wasn't a pet we promptly named him 'Reddy.' It had a nice ring to it and had next to nothing to do with the fact that his eyes glowed red.” And find out what happens when a grade school child gets behind the wheel: “Well, when all you need is one right foot that knows what it's doing, it's a sure shame to be stuck with a pair of lefties.” You'll even read about coping with psychotic chickens: “So we placed an order with the local feed store for 'assorted chicks.'....It wasn't until quite a while later that we learned the true meaning of 'assorted.'” You will find the stories intriguing and original. As you chuckle your way through them, these country anecdotes may bring back a few humorous memories from your own childhood.

      Tracy Heath recounts some of her most treasured and entertaining stories from her childhood in the Eastern Oregon desert. In this first book of her Country Misadventures series, you will be introduced to a pleasant wasteland where pheasants stroll through the neighborhood, and sagebrush and barbed wire fences are silhouetted in the vibrant, setting sun. She tells about being bullied by a steer: “Since he wasn't a pet we promptly named him 'Reddy.' It had a nice ring to it and had next to nothing to do with the fact that his eyes glowed red.” And find out what happens when a grade school child gets behind the wheel: “Well, when all you need is one right foot that knows what it's doing, it's a sure shame to be stuck with a pair of lefties.” You'll even read about coping with psychotic chickens: “So we placed an order with the local feed store for 'assorted chicks.'....It wasn't until quite a while later that we learned the true meaning of 'assorted.'” You will find the stories intriguing and original. As you chuckle your way through them, these country anecdotes may bring back a few humorous memories from your own childhood.

    • 2

      Bedoggled: Country Misadventures, #2
      Bedoggled: Country Misadventures, #2

      Bedoggled: Country Misadventures, #2

      Tracy Heath
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      Tracy Heath once again brings the quirky Oregon desert and its people to you with her feel-good, laugh-out-loud tales. In this second book of her Country Misadventures series, Tracy recounts numerous stories full of humor and poignancy. Experience the face-palm moments of becoming a dog owner: “Considering his klutzy habits and ill-mannered behavior, [Bowser’s] knowledge of the indoors was limited. But his understanding of life in general was lacking, so we should have seen something coming.” Relive the days of T-ball where the hardest part of the game is keeping the helmet out of your eyes: “We had a few players that could hit the ball off the tee onto the field and then run toward first base. Sometimes they forgot to turn left after reaching first and just kept galloping into the outfield, but it was a start.” And get ready for hard-core fishing, folks, because fishing’s not for wimps: “Dripping piteously, the fishers reached the foot of the trail and took a minute to gaze up the steep, switchbacked path, the shadows already growing long around them. Crying seemed a viable option….” Enjoy these escapades and several other comical stories in Tracy’s take on country life. Bedoggled is available solely for your entertainment!

      Tracy Heath once again brings the quirky Oregon desert and its people to you with her feel-good, laugh-out-loud tales. In this second book of her Country Misadventures series, Tracy recounts numerous stories full of humor and poignancy. Experience the face-palm moments of becoming a dog owner: “Considering his klutzy habits and ill-mannered behavior, [Bowser’s] knowledge of the indoors was limited. But his understanding of life in general was lacking, so we should have seen something coming.” Relive the days of T-ball where the hardest part of the game is keeping the helmet out of your eyes: “We had a few players that could hit the ball off the tee onto the field and then run toward first base. Sometimes they forgot to turn left after reaching first and just kept galloping into the outfield, but it was a start.” And get ready for hard-core fishing, folks, because fishing’s not for wimps: “Dripping piteously, the fishers reached the foot of the trail and took a minute to gaze up the steep, switchbacked path, the shadows already growing long around them. Crying seemed a viable option….” Enjoy these escapades and several other comical stories in Tracy’s take on country life. Bedoggled is available solely for your entertainment!

    • Country Misadventures: Country Misadventures
      Country Misadventures: Country Misadventures

      Country Misadventures: Country Misadventures

      Tracy Heath
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      Now including the BONUS story, "A Redneck Romance"! Now enjoy more comical tales in this combination set of Tracy Heath’s first two books, Bum Steer and Bedoggled. Tracy Heath recounts some of her most treasured and entertaining stories from her childhood in the Eastern Oregon desert. You will be taken to a pleasant wasteland where pheasants stroll through the neighborhood, and sagebrush and barbed wire fences are silhouetted in the vibrant, setting sun. She tells about being bullied by a steer: “Since he wasn't a pet we promptly named him 'Reddy.' It had a nice ring to it and had next to nothing to do with the fact that his eyes glowed red.” Experience the face-palm moments of becoming a dog owner: “Considering his klutzy habits and ill-mannered behavior, [Bowser’s] knowledge of the indoors was limited. But his understanding of life in general was lacking, so we should have seen something coming.” And get ready for hard-core fishing, folks, because fishing’s not for wimps: “Dripping piteously, the fishers reached the foot of the trail and took a minute to gaze up the steep, switchbacked path, the shadows already growing long around them. Crying seemed a viable option….” Get a kick out of these escapades and several other comical stories in Tracy’s take on country life. You will find the stories intriguing and original. As you chuckle your way through them, these country anecdotes may bring back a few humorous memories from your own childhood.

      Now including the BONUS story, "A Redneck Romance"! Now enjoy more comical tales in this combination set of Tracy Heath’s first two books, Bum Steer and Bedoggled. Tracy Heath recounts some of her most treasured and entertaining stories from her childhood in the Eastern Oregon desert. You will be taken to a pleasant wasteland where pheasants stroll through the neighborhood, and sagebrush and barbed wire fences are silhouetted in the vibrant, setting sun. She tells about being bullied by a steer: “Since he wasn't a pet we promptly named him 'Reddy.' It had a nice ring to it and had next to nothing to do with the fact that his eyes glowed red.” Experience the face-palm moments of becoming a dog owner: “Considering his klutzy habits and ill-mannered behavior, [Bowser’s] knowledge of the indoors was limited. But his understanding of life in general was lacking, so we should have seen something coming.” And get ready for hard-core fishing, folks, because fishing’s not for wimps: “Dripping piteously, the fishers reached the foot of the trail and took a minute to gaze up the steep, switchbacked path, the shadows already growing long around them. Crying seemed a viable option….” Get a kick out of these escapades and several other comical stories in Tracy’s take on country life. You will find the stories intriguing and original. As you chuckle your way through them, these country anecdotes may bring back a few humorous memories from your own childhood.

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