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    Divine Space Gods II: Revolution for Dummies: Divine Space Gods, #2
    Divine Space Gods III: Rangda's Shenanigans: Divine Space Gods, #3
    Divine Space Gods: Abraham's Follies: Divine Space Gods, #1
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    Divine Space Gods Series

    By Martin Lundqvist

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    About this series

    When the Divine Plan is stupid, humanity's future is at stake.

    Genre: Science Fiction comedy. Dark humour

    Word Count: ~25,000

    Due to an unfortunate calendar mistake, the Divine Plan faces a hiccup. Instead of giving birth to the Chosen One, the Martian Rebel Keila Eisenstein unleashes the evil Space Demon Rangda Kaliankan and her army of man-eating Xenos upon humankind.

    "Fortunately", The True Maker, the supreme deity of the Milky Way Galaxy, has a plan for dealing with the new threat. To convince Keila's ex Metatron to find a surrogate mother for his and Keila's unborn embryo, so the Chosen One can be born and sort out the mess that the True Maker caused. Six months later, Sabina is born.

    Meanwhile, the new German leader, Hilda Muller realises how to save Earth from the Xeno invasion. Since the Germans haven't won a war in a millennium, she bribes the Xeno invaders with copious quantities of German beer, which saves Earth. Because of Hilda's grand plan, she is promoted to planetary leader.

    Having failed to invade Earth, Rangda comes up with a new plan. She allies with the Martian Madman Melchior Dorevitch and his cannibal army. Together they defeat Rangda's ancient enemies the Zetans. After this, Rangda, and Melchior begins an odyssey around the Milky Way looking for the magical plot devices, the Zeto Crystals. 

    Eventually, Rangda has all the Zeto Crystals, and Sabina, as the Chosen One, has to face Rangda. But there is an issue… Sabina hasn't trained and doesn't seem very keen to carry out the Divine Plan.

    In the end, only a miracle can save us!

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherMartin Lundqvist
    Release dateAug 10, 2018
    Divine Space Gods II: Revolution for Dummies: Divine Space Gods, #2
    Divine Space Gods III: Rangda's Shenanigans: Divine Space Gods, #3
    Divine Space Gods: Abraham's Follies: Divine Space Gods, #1

    Titles in the series (3)

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      Divine Space Gods: Abraham's Follies: Divine Space Gods, #1
      Divine Space Gods: Abraham's Follies: Divine Space Gods, #1

      Divine Space Gods: Abraham's Follies: Divine Space Gods, #1

      Martin Lundqvist
      5/5 - 1 rating
      5/5 - 1 rating

      Far enough into the future for anything to be conceivable, the wealthy and dementia-ridden villain Abraham Goldstein, is defrauded by a shrewd scientist Jack Brown into funding an implausible "secret" project to travel to heaven and meet God! Against all logic the machine end up working and Abraham finds out that the god is dead, and that Yahweh in his suicide letter was kind enough to leave the schematics for the mind control chip he used to convince Bronze Age humans that he was a god.  Having these schematics Abraham sets his mind to a new project: t create an artificial Bronze Age world where he can be "god" over it's inhabitants. Along the way he faces many highly amusing scenarios such as problem with the henchmen union, unfortunate calendar mistakes, malfunctioning orbital super weapons etc. Abraham keeps fucking up things due to his dementia, villainy, incompetent henchmen, and general stupidity until a mentally ill woman shows up out of nowhere and puts an end to Abraham's follies!

      Far enough into the future for anything to be conceivable, the wealthy and dementia-ridden villain Abraham Goldstein, is defrauded by a shrewd scientist Jack Brown into funding an implausible "secret" project to travel to heaven and meet God! Against all logic the machine end up working and Abraham finds out that the god is dead, and that Yahweh in his suicide letter was kind enough to leave the schematics for the mind control chip he used to convince Bronze Age humans that he was a god.  Having these schematics Abraham sets his mind to a new project: t create an artificial Bronze Age world where he can be "god" over it's inhabitants. Along the way he faces many highly amusing scenarios such as problem with the henchmen union, unfortunate calendar mistakes, malfunctioning orbital super weapons etc. Abraham keeps fucking up things due to his dementia, villainy, incompetent henchmen, and general stupidity until a mentally ill woman shows up out of nowhere and puts an end to Abraham's follies!

    • 2

      Divine Space Gods II: Revolution for Dummies: Divine Space Gods, #2
      Divine Space Gods II: Revolution for Dummies: Divine Space Gods, #2

      Divine Space Gods II: Revolution for Dummies: Divine Space Gods, #2

      Martin Lundqvist
      5/5 - 1 rating
      5/5 - 1 rating

      Keila is the perfect revolutionary: Lacking things like intelligence, sanity or common sense, She has something far more important: plot armour and the telepathic help of Rangda, the evil space demon! It's the year 2872 and the young, beautiful, and utterly insane Keila Eisenstein is on the run from her long-time stalker, Rear Admiral Bjorn Muller. Escaping him for the umpteenth time, Keila crashes down on the asteroid colony Eden, most famous for the long running reality show "The Bronze Age Fools" Convinced that Eden is her destiny, Keila kills "The Bronze Age Fools" unwitting main star Abraham Goldstein, which forces the show to cancel. Keila then fakes her own death by deleting her social media account and instructs her lover Metatron to release a press release blaming the cancellation of the show on Bjorn Muller. Bjorn, who is convinced that Keila is dead, as he can't imaging her willingly deleting her SpaceBook account, goes back to Earth for a holiday.  The holiday is ruined as Bjorn is blamed for causing the cancellation of everyone's favourite show! Being "dead", Keila builds up a revolutionary movement against the ruling Terran Council. Despite her lack of intelligence or common sense, her plot armour is leading her on the way, and with the help from the evil space demon Rangda, she is poised to free humanity from the oppression of the incompetent array of villains that make up the Terran Council. But, is relying on an evil space demon to free humanity from a group of plutocratic oppressors really a good idea?

      Keila is the perfect revolutionary: Lacking things like intelligence, sanity or common sense, She has something far more important: plot armour and the telepathic help of Rangda, the evil space demon! It's the year 2872 and the young, beautiful, and utterly insane Keila Eisenstein is on the run from her long-time stalker, Rear Admiral Bjorn Muller. Escaping him for the umpteenth time, Keila crashes down on the asteroid colony Eden, most famous for the long running reality show "The Bronze Age Fools" Convinced that Eden is her destiny, Keila kills "The Bronze Age Fools" unwitting main star Abraham Goldstein, which forces the show to cancel. Keila then fakes her own death by deleting her social media account and instructs her lover Metatron to release a press release blaming the cancellation of the show on Bjorn Muller. Bjorn, who is convinced that Keila is dead, as he can't imaging her willingly deleting her SpaceBook account, goes back to Earth for a holiday.  The holiday is ruined as Bjorn is blamed for causing the cancellation of everyone's favourite show! Being "dead", Keila builds up a revolutionary movement against the ruling Terran Council. Despite her lack of intelligence or common sense, her plot armour is leading her on the way, and with the help from the evil space demon Rangda, she is poised to free humanity from the oppression of the incompetent array of villains that make up the Terran Council. But, is relying on an evil space demon to free humanity from a group of plutocratic oppressors really a good idea?

    • 3

      Divine Space Gods III: Rangda's Shenanigans: Divine Space Gods, #3
      Divine Space Gods III: Rangda's Shenanigans: Divine Space Gods, #3

      Divine Space Gods III: Rangda's Shenanigans: Divine Space Gods, #3

      Martin Lundqvist
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      When the Divine Plan is stupid, humanity's future is at stake. Genre: Science Fiction comedy. Dark humour Word Count: ~25,000 Due to an unfortunate calendar mistake, the Divine Plan faces a hiccup. Instead of giving birth to the Chosen One, the Martian Rebel Keila Eisenstein unleashes the evil Space Demon Rangda Kaliankan and her army of man-eating Xenos upon humankind. "Fortunately", The True Maker, the supreme deity of the Milky Way Galaxy, has a plan for dealing with the new threat. To convince Keila's ex Metatron to find a surrogate mother for his and Keila's unborn embryo, so the Chosen One can be born and sort out the mess that the True Maker caused. Six months later, Sabina is born. Meanwhile, the new German leader, Hilda Muller realises how to save Earth from the Xeno invasion. Since the Germans haven't won a war in a millennium, she bribes the Xeno invaders with copious quantities of German beer, which saves Earth. Because of Hilda's grand plan, she is promoted to planetary leader. Having failed to invade Earth, Rangda comes up with a new plan. She allies with the Martian Madman Melchior Dorevitch and his cannibal army. Together they defeat Rangda's ancient enemies the Zetans. After this, Rangda, and Melchior begins an odyssey around the Milky Way looking for the magical plot devices, the Zeto Crystals.  Eventually, Rangda has all the Zeto Crystals, and Sabina, as the Chosen One, has to face Rangda. But there is an issue… Sabina hasn't trained and doesn't seem very keen to carry out the Divine Plan. In the end, only a miracle can save us!

      When the Divine Plan is stupid, humanity's future is at stake. Genre: Science Fiction comedy. Dark humour Word Count: ~25,000 Due to an unfortunate calendar mistake, the Divine Plan faces a hiccup. Instead of giving birth to the Chosen One, the Martian Rebel Keila Eisenstein unleashes the evil Space Demon Rangda Kaliankan and her army of man-eating Xenos upon humankind. "Fortunately", The True Maker, the supreme deity of the Milky Way Galaxy, has a plan for dealing with the new threat. To convince Keila's ex Metatron to find a surrogate mother for his and Keila's unborn embryo, so the Chosen One can be born and sort out the mess that the True Maker caused. Six months later, Sabina is born. Meanwhile, the new German leader, Hilda Muller realises how to save Earth from the Xeno invasion. Since the Germans haven't won a war in a millennium, she bribes the Xeno invaders with copious quantities of German beer, which saves Earth. Because of Hilda's grand plan, she is promoted to planetary leader. Having failed to invade Earth, Rangda comes up with a new plan. She allies with the Martian Madman Melchior Dorevitch and his cannibal army. Together they defeat Rangda's ancient enemies the Zetans. After this, Rangda, and Melchior begins an odyssey around the Milky Way looking for the magical plot devices, the Zeto Crystals.  Eventually, Rangda has all the Zeto Crystals, and Sabina, as the Chosen One, has to face Rangda. But there is an issue… Sabina hasn't trained and doesn't seem very keen to carry out the Divine Plan. In the end, only a miracle can save us!

    Author

    Martin Lundqvist

    Martin's background Martin is a Swedish male born in 1985 He has lived in Australia since 2012, and has been with his partner Elaine Hidayat since 2013. Martin's writing history Martin wrote wrote his first book, the psychological crime thriller James Locker: The Duality of Fate back in 2013.  After that Martin had a break from book writing for a couple of years. In late 2016, Martin decided to take up book writing again and he finished his Science Fiction novel The Divine Dissimulation a year later. In July 2018 Martin finished his third book, The Divine Sedition. which constitutes the second book in The Divine Zetan trilogy. In 2018 Martin also wrote a short-story for children Matt's Amazing Week and a parody novella called Divine Space Gods: Abraham's Follies In January 2019 Martin finished writing Divine Space Gods II: Revolution for Dummies Martin's style Martin is a multi-genre writer who likes to mix up his works. So far he has released works in the crime, science fiction, humor and children genre, and he intend to write more genres in the future to mix up his repertoire and improve his writing.

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