A Seven Kingdoms Fairy Tale Series

"Life in the Seven Kingdoms is never dull . . . " -Jen McConnel, School Library Journal   It's like The King's Speech, but for kids. When it's save-the-kingdom time, a nameless princess has to use her whole toolbox. . . Can she finally use the one tool that's never worked. . .her quiet voice? Organizing a party is hard! When you're a behind-the-scenes inventor princess, it's even worse. But when your royal parents fall ill with croquet fever? All they want to do is play croquet! The pressure's on! Then your royal aunt burns down the castle. . . And your fairy godmother's booby-trapped gift means. . . No one hears you at all! What's a princess to do? __________________ Whether it's speaking up at a feast, reading a map or taking a test in a strange kingdom, these TALES are all about finding more magic in life. One lucky child gets the perfect leadership gift. If only the fairies would remember the training wheels! Yiiiiiiiikes! For ages 9 to 12. Read in any order. Perfect for fans of funny, fast-paced fairy tales and for parents or grandparents looking for entertaining adventure stories. . .with a side of handy life skills.   PRAISE FOR THE SERIES Book 1: Trouble With Parsnips "Kids will love every quirky thing about it!" --Kristi Wientge, author, KARMA KHULLAR'S MUSTACHE "I love the premise of hiding in plain sight . . . that a kid could go through childhood - and life - without feeling they are being heard or seen . . . I know a lot of kids will be drawn to this!" --Halli Gomez, contributing author, BRAVE NEW GIRLS: TALES OF HEROINES WHO HACK "I love all the rich details like the Blackflies, the goldfish in the moat, the sluices carrying the desserts . . ." --Karin Lefranc, author, I WANT TO EAT YOUR BOOKS Book 2: Lost With Leeks "delightful funny book that captures the readers heart from start to finish. A wicked Queen, hot air balloons, a friendly yellow dragon and a Prince with a lot of responsibility and a huge talent for getting lost make for a hilarious journey. . . will definitely be sharing it with my grandchildren." --Sharon Walker, grandparent. "a wonderful and fantastical story. . .a great read for older elementary children. . .enjoyed discovering this whimsical world, watching Nero overcome his obstacles, and seeing the growth of characters through the story. . ." --Christina Newcomb "Very cute story. I can't wait to read it with my girls! As someone who has no sense of direction, I love that Nero is directionally challenged also. I hope there are more books to follow. I'd love to read about the other characters or even more adventures with Nero." --Charlotte's Reviews (Goodreads) Book 3: Under Pressure With A Squash "Whimsy and adventure at every turn! . . . another wonderful read. Funny, delightful and whimsical story of two royal siblings who learn what leadership requires.  Smiles for readers of all ages who will relate with the troubles these two face in doing what must be done - whether it's learning multiplication tables or utilizing archery skills!"—Eileen Schnabel, author, ONE IF BY LAND, TWO IF BY SUBMARINE

"Life is never dull in the Seven Kingdoms . . ." --Jen McConnel, School Library Journal.   Funny, fast-paced fairy tales for ages 9 to 12. Whether speaking at a feast, reading a map, taking a test in a strange kingdom, or playing by the rules, Seven Kingdoms Fairy Tales are about finding more magic in life.   Argh! Twelve-year-old Crown Prince Nero is lost again. How will he ever lead the Blackfly Kingdom? His fairy godfather gave him a magnetic personality to make him charming. Only now he's a trouble-magnet--for compasses, maps and magical creatures. The timing couldn't be worse! His royal mom has kidnapped St. Nicholas. Nero's got to map out a rescue right away!   MORE BOOKS IN THE SERIES Trouble With Parsnips Lost With Leeks Trouble at the Valentine Factory Under Pressure With a Squash Giant Trouble: The Mystery of the Magic Beans (March 2024)   PRAISE FOR THE SERIES: Book 1 Trouble With Parsnips "Kids will love every quirky thing about it!" --Kristi Wientge, author, KARMA KHULLAR'S MUSTACHE "I love the premise of hiding in plain sight. The concept that a kid could go through childhood - and life - without feeling they are being heard or seen is such an important topic . . . I know a lot of kids will be drawn to this!" --Halli Gomez, contributing author, BRAVE NEW GIRLS: TALES OF HEROINES WHO HACK "Emotionally engaging. I feel much sympathy for [the nameless princess], yet at the same time her parents and all their inadequacies are so endearing." --Michelle Leonard, contributing author, BRAVE NEW GIRLS: STORIES OF GIRLS WHO SCIENCE AND SCHEME, Young Adult (Sci-Fi Anthology for ages 12+) "I love all the rich details like the Blackflies, the goldfish in the moat, the sluices carrying the desserts . . ." --Karin Lefranc, author, I WANT TO EAT YOUR BOOKS Book 2: Lost With Leeks "delightful funny book that captures the readers heart from start to finish. A wicked Queen, hot air balloons, a friendly yellow dragon and a Prince with a lot of responsibility and a huge talent for getting lost make for a hilarious journey. . . will definitely be sharing it with my grandchildren." -Sharon Walker, grandparent. "a wonderful and fantastical story. . .a great read for older elementary children. . .enjoyed discovering this whimsical world, watching Nero overcome his obstacles, and seeing the growth of characters through the story. . ." -Christina Newcomb "Very cute story. I can't wait to read it with my girls! As someone who has no sense of direction, I love that Nero is directionally challenged also. I hope there are more books to follow. I'd love to read about the other characters or even more adventures with Nero." -Charlotte's Reviews (Goodreads) Book 3: Under Pressure With A Squash "Whimsy and adventure at every turn! . . . another wonderful read. Funny, delightful and whimsical story of two royal siblings who learn what leadership requires.  Smiles for readers of all ages who will relate with the troubles these two face in doing what must be done - whether it's learning multiplication tables or utilizing archery skills!" —Eileen Schnabel, author, ONE IF BY LAND, TWO IF BY SUBMARINE

"Life in the Seven Kingdoms is never dull . . ."  –Jen McConnel, School Library Journal   For ages 9 to 12. Read in any order. Whether it's speaking up at a feast, reading a map, or taking a test in a strange kingdom, Seven Kingdoms Fairy Tales are about finding more magic in life.   Eleven-year-old Princess Saffy is a point monster who has to hit the bullseye every time. Tests ARE the point. Prince Magellan's whole heart is in his map projects. Tests are pointless.   But when their beloved dragon gets them into trouble with the Fairy Kingdom, the Saffron twins are tested on a whole new level!   How can they beat the PRESSURE?   Get on board the Hubbard submarine and find out!   OhOOOOGA! OhOOOOOOOGA! Dive! Dive!   MORE BOOKS IN THE SERIES: Trouble With Parsnips Lost With Leeks Trouble at the Valentine Factory Rule Trouble: The Case of the Illegal Dragon Giant Trouble: The Mystery of the Magic Beans (coming March 2024!)   PRAISE FOR THE SERIES: "Kids will love every quirky thing about it!" --Kristi Wientge, author, KARMA KHULLAR'S MUSTACHE   "I love the premise of hiding in plain sight . . . that a kid could go through childhood - and life - without feeling they are being heard or seen is such an important topic . . . a lot of kids will be drawn to this!" --Halli Gomez, contributing author, BRAVE NEW GIRLS: TALES OF HEROINES WHO HACK "I love all the rich details like the Blackflies, the goldfish in the moat, the sluices carrying the desserts . . ." --Karin Lefranc, author, I WANT TO EAT YOUR BOOKS "delightful funny book that captures the readers heart from start to finish. A wicked Queen, hot air balloons, a friendly yellow dragon and a Prince with a lot of responsibility and a huge talent for getting lost make for a hilarious journey. . . will definitely be sharing it with my grandchildren." --Sharon Walker, grandparent. "a wonderful and fantastical story. . .a great read for older elementary children. . .enjoyed discovering this whimsical world, watching Nero overcome his obstacles, and seeing the growth of characters through the story. . ." --Christina Newcomb "Very cute story. I can't wait to read it with my girls! As someone who has no sense of direction, I love that Nero is directionally challenged also. I hope there are more books to follow. I'd love to read about the other characters or even more adventures with Nero." --Charlotte's Reviews (Goodreads) "Whimsy and adventure at every turn! . . . another wonderful read. Funny, delightful and whimsical story of two royal siblings who learn what leadership requires.  Smiles for readers of all ages who will relate with the troubles these two face in doing what must be done - whether it's learning multiplication tables or utilizing archery skills!" —Eileen Schnabel, author, ONE IF BY LAND, TWO IF BY SUBMARINE

"Life is never dull in the Seven Kingdoms . . ." --Jen McConnel, School Library Journal.   Funny, fast-paced fairy tales for ages 9 to 12. Whether speaking at a feast, reading a map, taking a test in a strange kingdom, or playing by the rules, Seven Kingdoms Fairy Tales are about finding more magic in life.   Do you have to bend the rules. . .to keep your friends? When the king decides it's time for real-life practice, eleven-year-old Prince Vlad is thrilled to be appointed judge for the Magenta Educational Royal Court for Youth.   Unfortunately, his first case is a doozy. His good friend Magellan shows up in court with an illegal baby dragon! This isn't fair! How can the brand new judge do his duty without losing his friends?   MORE BOOKS IN THE SERIES Trouble With Parsnips Lost With Leeks Trouble at the Valentine Factory Under Pressure With a Squash Giant Trouble: The Mystery of the Magic Beans (March 2024)   PRAISE FOR Rule Trouble: The Case of the Illegal Dragon "I loved the idea of the Seven Kingdoms . . . allowing children to make the rules and legally upholding them . . . I found myself wanting to adopt a baby dragon myself. I know children will feel the same way because he was just too irresistible . . . I highly recommend this story!" [5 stars] --Diana Coyle, Reader Views   PRAISE FOR THE SERIES   Book 1: Trouble With Parsnips "Kids will love every quirky thing about it!" --Kristi Wientge, author, KARMA KHULLAR'S MUSTACHE   Book 2: Lost With Leeks "delightful funny book that captures the readers heart from start to finish. A wicked Queen, hot air balloons, a friendly yellow dragon and a Prince with a lot of responsibility and a huge talent for getting lost make for a hilarious journey. . . will definitely be sharing it with my grandchildren." -Sharon Walker, grandparent "a wonderful and fantastical story. . .a great read for older elementary children. . .enjoyed discovering this whimsical world, watching Nero overcome his obstacles, and seeing the growth of characters through the story. . ." -Christina Newcomb "Very cute story. I can't wait to read it with my girls! As someone who has no sense of direction, I love that Nero is directionally challenged also. I hope there are more books to follow. I'd love to read about the other characters or even more adventures with Nero." -Charlotte's Reviews (Goodreads)   Book 2.5: Trouble at the Valentine Factory "Gr 4-7–Decher's fourth book in the "Seven Kingdoms" series is a zany story of ingenuity and collaboration. Life in the Seven Kingdoms is never dull, especially not with fairies popping by to ask for favors and a cranky queen creating candies that will put a spell on anyone who eats them." --Jen McConnel, SCHOOL LIBRARY JOURNAL Book 3: Under Pressure With A Squash "Whimsy and adventure at every turn! . . . another wonderful read. Funny, delightful and whimsical story of two royal siblings who learn what leadership requires. Smiles for readers of all ages who will relate with the troubles these two face in doing what must be done - whether it's learning multiplication tables or utilizing archery skills!" —Eileen Schnabel, author, ONE IF BY LAND, TWO IF BY SUBMARINE

"Life in the Seven Kingdoms is never dull . . ." --Jen McConnel, SCHOOL LIBRARY JOURNAL For ages 9 to 12. Whether it's speaking up at a feast, reading a map, taking a test in a strange kingdom, or standing up for your friends, Seven Kingdoms Fairy Tales are about finding the magic in life.   Could You Stick Up For a Giant? When the beloved Mr. Giant keels over in the Royal Marigold Restaurant, it's a recipe for trouble for eleven-year-old Prince William of Marigold!. Find the cure for Mr. Giant's mysterious sleeping sickness and cook up a plan to prevent a War on Giants? Phew! Years ago, his family was warmly welcomed by the Seven Kingdoms. Suddenly, it's William's job to remind everyone how to make friends!?   Fee, Fie, Foe, FUN!   More Books in This Series: Trouble With Parsnips Lost With Leeks Trouble at the Valentine Factory Under Pressure With a Squash: The Multiplication Problem Rule Trouble: The Case of the Illegal Dragon   Praise for the Series: "Gr 4-7–Decher's fourth book in the "Seven Kingdoms" series is a zany story of ingenuity and collaboration. Life in the Seven Kingdoms is never dull, especially not with fairies popping by to ask for favors and a cranky queen creating candies that will put a spell on anyone who eats them." [Trouble at the Valentine Factory]--Jen McConnel, SCHOOL LIBRARY JOURNAL   "Kids will love every quirky thing about it!" [Trouble With Parsnips]--Kristi Wientge, author, KARMA KHULLAR'S MUSTACHE   "delightful funny book that captures the readers heart from start to finish. A wicked Queen, hot air balloons, a friendly yellow dragon and a Prince with a lot of responsibility and a huge talent for getting lost make for a hilarious journey. . . will definitely be sharing it with my grandchildren." [Lost With Leeks] -Sharon Walker, grandparent "a wonderful and fantastical story. . .a great read for older elementary children. . .enjoyed discovering this whimsical world, watching Nero overcome his obstacles, and seeing the growth of characters through the story. . ." [Lost With Leeks] -Christina Newcomb "Very cute story. I can't wait to read it with my girls! As someone who has no sense of direction, I love that Nero is directionally challenged also. I hope there are more books to follow. I'd love to read about the other characters or even more adventures with Nero." [Lost With Leeks]-Charlotte's Reviews (Goodreads)   "Whimsy and adventure at every turn! . . . another wonderful read. Funny, delightful and whimsical story of two royal siblings who learn what leadership requires. Smiles for readers of all ages who will relate with the troubles these two face in doing what must be done - whether it's learning multiplication tables or utilizing archery skills!" [Under Pressure With A Squash:The Multiplication Problem]—Eileen Schnabel, author, ONE IF BY LAND, TWO IF BY SUBMARINE

This "zany story of ingenuity and collaboration" comes "Highly recommended" by the School Library Journal. It's a buzzy love letter to kids about friendship, honeybees, troublesome cupids, and a dragon allergic to charm.   Will the Seven Kingdoms be the friendliest place in the world? Or the rudest?   The eleven-year-old royal Saffron twins—Princess Saffy and Prince Magellan--have to save the Seven Kingdoms from the Blackfly Queen's dangerous new magical candies! The trouble starts when the Blackfly Queen introduces a brand-new holiday guaranteed to make her the most beloved queen in the Seven Kingdoms: Valentine's Day!?! This year, Valentine's Day falls on the same day as the Seven Kingdoms' traditional Rose Monday Parade. Instead of delighting the crowds with the usual candies, the queen has a dastardly plan. She's making Consternation Hearts with magical powers, a.k.a. rude candy hearts with messages good for every day of the year. . .like "Go to the Water Dungeon!"   "Life in the Seven Kingdoms is never dull . . ." --Jen McConnel, School Library Journal.   For ages 9 to 12. Read in any order. Fun for the whole family!   This middle grade adventure series is set in a fantasy world inspired by castles of the Rhine River valley. The World Heritage site sparked these fairy tales. Perfect for readers who want to expand their horizons--or just happen to like castles. You're cordially invited to keep on reading in the Seven Kingdoms: Trouble With Parsnips Lost With Leeks Under Pressure With a Squash: The Multiplication Problem Rule Trouble: The Case of the Illegal Dragon Giant Trouble: The Mystery of the Magic Beans (coming in 2024)