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    Psycho Proctologists - Hakuna Matata, Vagina Dentata (Psycho Proctologists #2)
    Psycho Proctologists and the Flaming Buttholes of Doom (Psycho Proctologists #1)
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    Psycho Proctologists Series

    By W.W. Pecker

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    About this series

    The Psycho Proctologists are back, and this time they're on the hunt for demons who hide in the dankest, darkest crevices of existence. And this time, they unwittingly uncover a nefarious plot aimed at eradicating the most sacred of human institutions:

    Sex.

    But no worries. Because when demonic maws threaten to munch on all that is good and decent in humanity, you can depend on a gynecologist, her prodigy son the Honey Badger, and two butt doctors.

    They're the Psycho Proctologists. And they've got your back.

    ABOUT THE AUTHOR

    W. W. Pecker was named for the volleyball in that Tom Hanks movie--which tells you what one of the Ws stands for. He likes pina coladas, getting caught in the rain, and eats moral outrage for breakfast.

    LanguageEnglish
    PublisherW.W. Pecker
    Release dateOct 14, 2012
    Psycho Proctologists - Hakuna Matata, Vagina Dentata (Psycho Proctologists #2)
    Psycho Proctologists and the Flaming Buttholes of Doom (Psycho Proctologists #1)

    Titles in the series (2)

    • 1

      Psycho Proctologists and the Flaming Buttholes of Doom (Psycho Proctologists #1)
      Psycho Proctologists and the Flaming Buttholes of Doom (Psycho Proctologists #1)

      Psycho Proctologists and the Flaming Buttholes of Doom (Psycho Proctologists #1)

      W.W. Pecker
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      Forget Fifty Shades of Gray, this book is fifty shades blacker than your a**hole . . . Michael McLaren is Hollywood’s proctologist to the stars. In Tinseltown, there’s no shortage of famous people who need things discreetly removed from their sphincters--or who want things shoved up there. Either way, business is good. But when he discovers that demons dwell in the darkest crevices of existence, he’s unwittingly initiated into a secret society of demon hunters: The Psycho Proctologists. The world may think they’re crazy, but they’re all that’s standing between you and the Armageddon. Because when flaming buttholes threaten to doom humanity as we know it, who ya gonna call? A butt doctor. About the Author W.W. Pecker is the top-secret pen name of an award-winning author. No, really. It wasn’t the Nobel Prize, or even the Pullitzer, but it was an award for writing, dammit. And no, it wasn’t his third grade teacher’s class prize, either. Geez. Cynical, much? When he’s not writing, he can usually be found watching porn on the internet.

      Forget Fifty Shades of Gray, this book is fifty shades blacker than your a**hole . . . Michael McLaren is Hollywood’s proctologist to the stars. In Tinseltown, there’s no shortage of famous people who need things discreetly removed from their sphincters--or who want things shoved up there. Either way, business is good. But when he discovers that demons dwell in the darkest crevices of existence, he’s unwittingly initiated into a secret society of demon hunters: The Psycho Proctologists. The world may think they’re crazy, but they’re all that’s standing between you and the Armageddon. Because when flaming buttholes threaten to doom humanity as we know it, who ya gonna call? A butt doctor. About the Author W.W. Pecker is the top-secret pen name of an award-winning author. No, really. It wasn’t the Nobel Prize, or even the Pullitzer, but it was an award for writing, dammit. And no, it wasn’t his third grade teacher’s class prize, either. Geez. Cynical, much? When he’s not writing, he can usually be found watching porn on the internet.

    • 2

      Psycho Proctologists - Hakuna Matata, Vagina Dentata (Psycho Proctologists #2)
      Psycho Proctologists - Hakuna Matata, Vagina Dentata (Psycho Proctologists #2)

      Psycho Proctologists - Hakuna Matata, Vagina Dentata (Psycho Proctologists #2)

      W.W. Pecker
      5/5 - 1 rating
      5/5 - 1 rating

      The Psycho Proctologists are back, and this time they're on the hunt for demons who hide in the dankest, darkest crevices of existence. And this time, they unwittingly uncover a nefarious plot aimed at eradicating the most sacred of human institutions: Sex. But no worries. Because when demonic maws threaten to munch on all that is good and decent in humanity, you can depend on a gynecologist, her prodigy son the Honey Badger, and two butt doctors. They're the Psycho Proctologists. And they've got your back. ABOUT THE AUTHOR W. W. Pecker was named for the volleyball in that Tom Hanks movie--which tells you what one of the Ws stands for. He likes pina coladas, getting caught in the rain, and eats moral outrage for breakfast.

      The Psycho Proctologists are back, and this time they're on the hunt for demons who hide in the dankest, darkest crevices of existence. And this time, they unwittingly uncover a nefarious plot aimed at eradicating the most sacred of human institutions: Sex. But no worries. Because when demonic maws threaten to munch on all that is good and decent in humanity, you can depend on a gynecologist, her prodigy son the Honey Badger, and two butt doctors. They're the Psycho Proctologists. And they've got your back. ABOUT THE AUTHOR W. W. Pecker was named for the volleyball in that Tom Hanks movie--which tells you what one of the Ws stands for. He likes pina coladas, getting caught in the rain, and eats moral outrage for breakfast.

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