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It's time to put on a big show! Cowboy Bills is having a regular hoot night and the whole gang wants to get in on the act. Carmine and Shirley perform a touching duet, Rhonda and Edna plot a trumpet-laden rocker, but Laverne...well, her plans to become a balladeer go by the wayside after she clears out the place with her less-than-lovely voice. Determined anyway, Laverne turns to Lenny and Carmine for help, but her caterwauling doesn't improve. Will she become a balladeer? Or will Squiggy manage to talk some sense into her and get her to embrace her made-for-novelty-tunes voice? Elsewhere, Lenny tries to charm a comely waitress named Sabrina Bouche, whom we will never see again after this episode.

On pod, we go whole-hog into Lavenny shipping, the musical talents of the cast, and the magic provided by Cindy Williams' one and only directorial outing.