Episode 338: Bad Santa (2003)

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Episode 338: Bad Santa (2003)

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Dec 23, 2022

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An alcoholic thief who poses as a department store Santa learns the true meaning of Christmas. Well... not really. Listen as we discuss the fine line between method acting and being unprofessional, why sandwiches are the only food you fix, and the worst possible name for a physics teacher’s kid. You won’t sh*t right for a week after finding out if Bad Santa stands the Test of Time.

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Dec 23, 2022

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