Episode 318: 3 Ninjas (1992)

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Episode 318: 3 Ninjas (1992)

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Aug 5, 2022

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Three young brothers use their ninjutsu skills against bullies, kidnappers, and even terrorists. Listen as we chat about motion sensors for kids, using swords to take off clothes, and what D.A.R.E. stands for backwards. Then we find out if 3 Ninjas stands the Test of Time.

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Aug 5, 2022

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Episode 318: 3 Ninjas (1992)

Episode 318: 3 Ninjas (1992)

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