NOTES

Mack vs. Mario! Swim, Mario!

Notre Dame’s potluck force punch

HEADLINE: Pitt Put In Pittastrophe

Oregon-Washington celebrates vibes-based analytics

Nice things about Rutgers

Bama and A&M both tried their darndest to lose. In this, A&M was better

NBC’s juiceless, joyless Notre Dame broadcasts

A seismic update from the top of FCS ball

A formal transfer of stereotype from Penn State to Miami

This week in CFB ads: fungal flush and free speech!

Graham Mertz’s assassin turn

The newfound joys of CW football

Scott Satterfield cosplays

The crew and comment section adopt a series of new aliases as totally plausible NFL owners

We're not the Associated Press, contrary to popular perception, but we would rank the JMU Dukes, personally

Announcing an exciting new top secret Mandela Effect game that YOU can play along at home

The return of Midwestern Voices

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