Ep. 48 - We’ve Hit A Snag Full Of Nude Photos

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Ep. 48 - We’ve Hit A Snag Full Of Nude Photos

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Sep 22, 2023

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This week, underwater salvage expert Ed “The Diver” Bieber finds that hard drive full of boudoir shots your ex chucked off the bridge, we explore the psychology behind casting where you know you’ll lose your lure, and sell you back all 58 crankbaits you broke off last walleye season.

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Sep 22, 2023

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No matter how you fish or what you fish for, Cut & Retie with Joe Cermele. Never techy, always metal-injected, let your guard down and stop taking fishing so seriously, because it's just fishing, man.

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