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Ep. 4 High Octane Venison Chatterbaits

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Nov 18, 2022

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This week, we inject our frogs with deer scent and gaze into the future of American snakehead hatred, pile into the ’91 Chevy Cavalier and search for a bowfin pond that doesn’t exist, and find out what happens when you spike your hair with Elmer’s Glue while sniffing Smelly Jelly behind the local bait barn.

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Nov 18, 2022

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