This week we watched The Northman from everyone's favorite director Robert Eggers. We debate other classic tales that Eggers should adapt, critique the posture of Alexander Skarsgard, and talk Valkyrie braces. Debate Question (5:12): What Spakespeare play should Robert Eggers adapt? Movie Review (23:50): The Northman (2022) Final Cut (70:10): Movie review scores from hosts and guests Texas Podcast Massacre is a labor of love for us longtime horror fans. Leave us a voicemail by calling 346-246-3143! You can connect with us at texaspodcastmassacre.com, tweet us @TXPodMassacre, like us on Facebook, and email us at texaspodcastmassacre@gmail.com, see our photos on Instagram, and watch our music videos on YouTube. Please rate and review us on all of your favorite podcast platforms like iTunes, Stitcher, iHeartRadio, Google Play, Spotify, and TuneIn Radio. If you like the show tell your friends, and if you don't, then tell your enemies!