This week on The On Call Room there is finally a huge emergency, a train wreck. Not only is there a physical train wreck (pole people), but Meredith is a metaphorical train wreck, as she is wasted. This storyline pairs well with the amount of wine Abbey and Bri were drinking.

Bri starts a new segment about fashion, so you'll want to tune in for that, because...fashion.

The two of them go live for the first time while recording to answer the classic childhood game "kill, fuck, marry". There's some debate on which to choose, so make sure to scream your answer at the podcast while you listen.

Some other topics include but are not limited to: missing legs, douche on a pole, banana bags, cool DJs, and surprises/surprise parties.