Welcome back to this week's episode of Hamilton. I mean, The On-Call Room. It gets confusing as the women are completely immersed in the epic musical and can't stop singing it. Bri hasn't received any texts all day so she resorts to looking up Shrek memes. What she finds is terrifying. Shrek. Is. Everywhere. Literally. Somebody once told me...

Bri and Abbey are both inspired by the words of patient, Mauer Paskowitz ... "Lying here in this flesh prison I reach a grim conclusion that I'm a failure." This will become their new mantra (while being bedridden from hangovers).

Bailey drops truth bombs on an airplane with an off-the-clock Cristina and Burke wants to know things. Which is #thebestboyfriendever. Meredith has a dog. Derek likes dogs. Then things get a little spooky ... because Bri's ceiling tiles contain the paranormal. Bri and Abbey also spend a really overwhelmingly long time discussing the belts of the early 2000s. It's not a good look.

If you care about us, tweet @itsjeaninemason one of Season 14's newest interns and let her know about the show! We are dying to have her as a guest. #plzandthankyou

SHREK --> http://www.cetusnews.com/life/Literally-Just-24-Shrek-Posts-That-No-One-Ever-Asked-For.r1cGWP6lN4sZ.html


SHREK + WINDOWS SOUNDS --> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03UsitcsLq4


BIG BELT FASHION --> https://www.bustle.com/articles/157518-11-enormous-belts-everyone-owned-in-the-early-2000s-photos