Comedian Ben Gerber tells a story about getting drunk in Miami and a bouncer doesn't believe his ID is real so, rather than discuss, the bouncer cuts his drivers license in half. Some how, Ben has been flying across the US with a half ID that TSA allows. CJ and Sean then talk about assholes you meet when drinking- the kind of people that will ruin your ID for no reason, or decide to cause a fight or issue for no reason. We talk about the science of why some people become assholes when drunk, along with some famous stories of asshole drunks.