Description: Comedian Jonah Jurkens gets punched in the face and then stages a diner walkout due to the lack of time machines. Jonah also recalls the amazing drinking values and opportunities that Wisconsin has enabled. Then, CJ & Sean take a Ken Burns' type deep dive into the great drinking state of Wisconsin, from their eye popping binge statistics, to their hilarious pro drinking laws, and dirt cheap prices. The drinking laws forces Sean & CJ to introduce a segment "This Can't Be Real?".  Finally, CJ tells about being on a train delay from Milwaukee to Chicago and the uprising it induced.