51 - I'm Better Than Daddy

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51 - I'm Better Than Daddy

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Feb 15, 2023

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Elizabeth and Andy discuss the wild tales of George Santos, what it means to fake it til you make it and what went down during an intense family round of Mario Kart!

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Feb 15, 2023

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Totally married is a new podcast created by the same crazy kids from Totally Laime. Why, you ask? Well, because marriage is fun! And tough! And complicated! And sexy! And definitely not sexy! Listen in as Elizabeth and Andy discuss the ups and downs of their marital journey as well as offer un-qualified relationship advice to anyone who has a question about life, love, and the pursuit of good sex… er… Happiness!

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Oh, Canada!: Andy starts this episode off by regaling Elizabeth with her favorite tales of his early twenties before they dive deeper into Elizabeth's sordid history with water damage, and contemplate the new images from space! by Nobody's Listening, Right?
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No Pain No Gain - But, Like, In An Existential Way!: Elizabeth and Andy discuss how they have a new view on chronic pain and spinal surgery and all the laundry/dishes the partner has to do during the aformentioned things. by Nobody's Listening, Right?
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Reunion Download!: Elizabeth and Andy discuss her recent 25th high school reunion, his feelings towards being the small fry back in the day, and how compassion can be summoned in unlikely ways and places! by Nobody's Listening, Right?
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Rage Against The Guy In Target!: Andy and Elizabeth discuss his recent attempt to right an egregious wrong as well as a women's health update and an exclusive recording of their kids describing Elizabeth's hormonal outburst! by Nobody's Listening, Right?
47 min listen
The Chair Lives On!: Elizabeth and Andy rant about guns, robots, and sidewalk chairs! Please don't sue us! by Nobody's Listening, Right?
64 min listen
Not For The Squeamish!: Elizabeth and Andy talk about her recent trip to Canada, her "Carrie" moment, and some real gross bathrooms. Enjoy! by Nobody's Listening, Right?
55 min listen
30 - Dog Groomer Shenanigans!: Elizabeth and Andy discuss her recent body ailments, the mystery of the death of The Beast, and what experience at the dog groomer left Andy scratching his head! by Nobody's Listening, Right?
54 min listen
WHAT a mess!: Andy and Elizabeth discuss the "mess" update from their mountian plumber as well as a recent memory concern for Andy and the recent new addition to their home that has Elizabeth fuming! by Nobody's Listening, Right?
74 min listen
Ya Just Need To Dance!: Elizabeth and Andy discuss her old dancing stomping grounds, they discuss the pitfalls of acting classes, and also the most upsetting Amazon search results ever! by Nobody's Listening, Right?
60 min listen
Let's Talk About Sex, Baby!: Elizabeth and Andy GO THERE, discussing frequency, fantasies, and basically all things sexxxxx! by Nobody's Listening, Right?
50 min listen
A Real Life Horror Show!: Elizabeth and Andy discuss anxiety, what really matters in life, and majorly cringey tweets from the past. Andy also lives out his worst nightmare IN REAL TIME during this episode! by Nobody's Listening, Right?
64 min listen
63 - A Brick Wall!: Elizabeth and Andy discuss a wild new physical twist, an also wild section for kids in a Paris family travel book, and a demoralizing moment in Elizabeth's life that might be for good reason afterall! Get a monthly bonus episode! Support... by Nobody's Listening, Right?
73 min listen
Restaurant VIPs!: Elizabeth and Andy discuss the joy they get from their delightful children as well as whose restaurant VIP status is more important, why The Staircase has changed the world, and how nothing is keeping Andy from his cookie dough ice cream! by Nobody's Listening, Right?
54 min listen
Role Play For Mall Walkers!: Elizabeth and Andy discuss Elizabeth's new "robe era", how they've massively classed up their beverage game this year, and a role play for the ages! by Nobody's Listening, Right?
49 min listen
40 - How To Wow Aliens!: Post Thanksgiving, Elizabeth and Andy discuss how their holiday went, how they're introducing the important lessons of addiction to their kids, and what man-made thing would wow extra-terrestrials! by Nobody's Listening, Right?
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The Weed Windfall!: Elizabeth and Andy discuss how he unwittingly scored as a marijuana rookie, the role of religion and prayer in their lives and what recently made them laugh the hardest! by Nobody's Listening, Right?
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New Rug & Old Boobs!: Elizabeth and Andy discuss the major new part of their lives, la RUG, as well as body insecurities and Elizabeth’s ongoing bra saga! by Nobody's Listening, Right?
48 min listen
26 - Tickle Tickle?!: Elizabeth and Andy discuss liars in their pasts, and Andy's upsetting sleep walking habit - along with a colorful role play! by Nobody's Listening, Right?
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School Crushes!: Elizabeth and Andy discuss why Elizabeth's grade school crush wasn't reciprocated, what "flirting" really means, and why Andy's take on Elizabeth's birth control snafu really shook her! Support the show for our entire back catalogue of podcasts... by Nobody's Listening, Right?
43 min listen
Independence Day Buzz Kill!: Elizabeth and Andy discuss the American patriotic subjects of religion, abortion rights, lottery playing, and their endeavor to brighten a reality show editor's day! by Nobody's Listening, Right?
55 min listen
32 - A Religious Journey!: Elizabeth and Andy give a plaid couch update before going on quite a ride regarding religion - from compassion and perspective to let's burn it all down! by Nobody's Listening, Right?
73 min listen
36 - Fear Of Flying!: Elizabeth and Andy discuss St. Monica's theory about Elizabeth's pool table incident, why Elizabeth's fear of flying is becoming a problem and what made them leave a concert Andy said is one of the top three of his life! by Nobody's Listening, Right?
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38 - Your Own Version Of The Dream!: Elizabeth and Andy discuss an update on last week's porn thoughts, an oversized and undersized reaction regarding burnt milk and an instagram account that has Elizabeth feeling big feels! by Nobody's Listening, Right?
72 min listen
Andy's Walmart-Pocalypse!: Elizabeth and Andy discuss a recent end of the world moment Andy encountered, their feelings about Walmart, Elizabeth’s tap class and how to do small things for tiny good. by Nobody's Listening, Right?
52 min listen
A Nightmare And A Dream!: Elizabeth and Andy discuss what a nightmare might mean, how this podcast is helping Andy find some answers and lastly, their upcoming family vacation they have very different attitudes about. (Elizabeth has set her expections too high; Andy has set... by Nobody's Listening, Right?
77 min listen
Hiking Surprise!: Elizabeth and Andy discuss what went down on her recent hike that blew their minds, a nearly fatal error she nearly made several decades ago, and which spiritual advisor might be making the rounds in Elizabeth's fantasies! by Nobody's Listening, Right?
53 min listen
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44 - A Parking Mystery And A Happy New Year!: Andy and Elizabeth round out this holiday season with the tale of a note left on a windshield, a neighborhood mystery, a health update, and a non-apology reenactment. Enjoy! by Nobody's Listening, Right?
79 min listen
Pop 'N Lock Dreams!: Elizabeth and Andy discuss complicated working from home situations, what they’d splurge on if they were ballin’, and why Elizabeth’s dance dreams might not be completely in the rearview mirror! by Nobody's Listening, Right?
63 min listen
28 - Dead Fish!: Elizabeth and Andy discuss her recent text snafu, his social etiquette sensitivities and an upsetting story from the lake! by Nobody's Listening, Right?
56 min listen

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