Affirmation: I Am Wealthy

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Affirmation: I Am Wealthy

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8 minutes

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May 11, 2020

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Loaded? Full of cash? That's right you are! Through a series of weirdly soothing affirmations, you'll become totally wealthy just a few short minutes. Sit back and do nothing as Meg reads a series of calming, extremely true sentences all about just how rich you are.

Released:

May 11, 2020

Format:

Podcast episode

Titles in the series (20)

Mindfulness doesn’t have to be serious! Join host Meg Lewis as she turns you into a relaxed blob through part-useful, part-comedic improvised guided meditations, stories, affirmations, and other weirdly soothing experiences. Perfect for easing your anxiety and putting you into a better mood. Proudly a part of the Co-Loop Podcast Network.

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Affirmation: I Am Wealthy

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