#50 - Clump's America

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#50 - Clump's America

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Nov 3, 2022

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Episode number 50! We really love you all. LA Tom is back in the city of angels and immediately finds a zero of the week in his local Target, meanwhile Tim has the time of his life in Boston and takes out a small business loan for a lobster roll in Maine. Like, subscribe, tell a friend, we love ya!

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Nov 3, 2022

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Comedians Tim Smith & Tommy Schneeman of the semi-viral show Roommates-In-Law are riffin' and raffin', swapping stories about comedy and finding their Zeroes of the Week. New episode every Thursday!

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#23 - Stinky Friend: Tom meets a cast of characters in Fort Wayne, meanwhile Tim continues the NYC apartment search and gets played by our Zero of the Week. by Roommates-In-Law
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#22 - Better Help for Tim: The roommates say goodbye to Tom's Chicago apartment, Tim learns something new in Milwaukee, and Tommy already starts getting LA on Tim. by Roommates-In-Law
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#14 - Lovin' Life: Tim and Tom finally have their first big fight on the pod! Plus we cover gross baby pictures, and Tim really chokes when meeting a stranger. by Roommates-In-Law
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#15 - Teriyaki Chicken: The roommates take on a haunted mansion in Iowa and Tim makes an absolutely insane decision on the way home. by Roommates-In-Law
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#17 - Crazy Dave: Tom goes to Cancun and complains about it, meanwhile Tim has another run-in with a mean audience member. by Roommates-In-Law
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#38 - Suck Off the Rich: Turns out the moves to LA and NYC are easier than these boys thought. Everything is going according to plan and our two heroes are thriving. Tom embarresses himself in a drive-thru and Tim finds a two-person crowd to dance in front of. Share with a... by Roommates-In-Law
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#24 - Snickers & Sprite: Tim comes to visit Tom in the woods of Michigan. Tom gets bullied by a flight attendent, meanwhile Tim comes locked and loaded with his Zero of the Week. Make sure to rate and review the pod! by Roommates-In-Law
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#28 - NYC Has The Upper Hand: New York continues to bully the roommates! Tom bombs his dinky off, and Tim shares another tidbit from his moving disaster. For the love of chipotle please rate and subscribe! by Roommates-In-Law
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#19 - Syracuse Stinks: New York Tom is back after having the worst possible time in Syracuse while Tim meets Gerald, the worst employee in the world. by Roommates-In-Law
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#18 - Tim Gaffigan: The boys both bomb on a bar show, discuss how they'd behave if drafted, and we discover that Tim has a killer celeb impression. by Roommates-In-Law
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#43 - General Lee Speaking: Timmy gets got by a Facebook marketplace desk, Tom talks shit to people extremely more successful than him, Tim becomes a wordsmith, and Tom tries to steal from Tim again. It's a whirlwind! Like and subscribe, tell a friend or loved one about us! by Roommates-In-Law
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#25 - Timmy & the Woods: Tom shows Timmy around his old stomping grounds at Notre Dame, and the boys finally tackle the age old issue of Catholic Priests. Make sure to rate and review the pod wherever you listen, it helps a lot! by Roommates-In-Law
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#30 - TD Ameritrade!: The boys take on Caroline's on Broadway for Tom's birthday, our zero of the week attends the afterparty, and we meet Captain Ameritrade. Rate, subscribe, and tell your friends! by Roommates-In-Law
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#29 - Therapy or Gym Membership?: The boys get bamboozled by a street barker, Tommy's coffee shop is limiting his caffeine intake, and Tim almost joins a gym. Toss us a rating, tell a friend, check out the YouTube, we love ya! by Roommates-In-Law
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#47 - Death Cab for Timmy: Tim has the time of his life at a concert, where he finds this week's hero. The Young Man Tom Schnee bounces back after some stinky poo energy on last week's episode. We're having a pho'ing blast out here. Send to a friend, leave a review, throw a... by Roommates-In-Law
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#40 - Waffle House: Ole Timmy Smee drives overnight to Indiana for a gig and risks his life for an all-star breakfast, meanwhile the young man Tom Schnee spends the week bombing and weaving his way through LA. Tell a friend about us, come see a show, rate and subscribe! by Roommates-In-Law
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#37 - Hot Piss and Garbage: Tom is on a bender in Chicago and meets his Zero of the Week at the bar, meanwhile New York Tim is experiencing just how gross the summers are in the greatest city on earth. Subscribe, rate, send to a friend! by Roommates-In-Law
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#26 - Two Old Fashions: The roommates get a little loose on Old Fashions, Tom tells some stories his dad will be upset about, and Tim goes full nakey in the massage parlour locker room. by Roommates-In-Law
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