#16 - Crawfish Eyes

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#16 - Crawfish Eyes

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53 minutes

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Feb 17, 2022

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Tim and Tom are back from the weekend of their lives at Comedy on State in Madison, Wisconsin. Tim gets viciously attacked and also saves Tom's entire comedic career.

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Feb 17, 2022

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Titles in the series (100)

Comedians Tim Smith & Tommy Schneeman of the semi-viral show Roommates-In-Law are riffin' and raffin', swapping stories about comedy and finding their Zeroes of the Week. New episode every Thursday!

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#26 - Two Old Fashions: The roommates get a little loose on Old Fashions, Tom tells some stories his dad will be upset about, and Tim goes full nakey in the massage parlour locker room. by Roommates-In-Law
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#9 - Merry Christmas: Tim and Tommy trade Christmas traditions and then discuss plenty of things they know nothing about! by Roommates-In-Law
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#14 - Lovin' Life: Tim and Tom finally have their first big fight on the pod! Plus we cover gross baby pictures, and Tim really chokes when meeting a stranger. by Roommates-In-Law
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#22 - Better Help for Tim: The roommates say goodbye to Tom's Chicago apartment, Tim learns something new in Milwaukee, and Tommy already starts getting LA on Tim. by Roommates-In-Law
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#31 - Tim's On A Boat: Tim has a day on the water, gets told he has "cop energy", meanwhile Tommy finds the worst bar in Brooklyn. Leave a rating, we love you! by Roommates-In-Law
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#10 - Business Tom: We meet Business Tom, plus Tim drops several great movie references that Tom just doesn’t understand. by Roommates-In-Law
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#15 - Teriyaki Chicken: The roommates take on a haunted mansion in Iowa and Tim makes an absolutely insane decision on the way home. by Roommates-In-Law
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#19 - Syracuse Stinks: New York Tom is back after having the worst possible time in Syracuse while Tim meets Gerald, the worst employee in the world. by Roommates-In-Law
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#24 - Snickers & Sprite: Tim comes to visit Tom in the woods of Michigan. Tom gets bullied by a flight attendent, meanwhile Tim comes locked and loaded with his Zero of the Week. Make sure to rate and review the pod! by Roommates-In-Law
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#12 - Chaz & Spence: Sorry we missed a week! The fellas are back and cookin in Chicago. Tim makes his headlining debut at Chicago's premiere club Zanies and Tom meets a zero from stage. by Roommates-In-Law
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#37 - Hot Piss and Garbage: Tom is on a bender in Chicago and meets his Zero of the Week at the bar, meanwhile New York Tim is experiencing just how gross the summers are in the greatest city on earth. Subscribe, rate, send to a friend! by Roommates-In-Law
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#13 - Pig Latin: RIP to the king Louie. Tommy gets buried at the Laugh Factory, Tim does 2 hours on a 30 minute spot. The roommates are out and about! by Roommates-In-Law
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#29 - Therapy or Gym Membership?: The boys get bamboozled by a street barker, Tommy's coffee shop is limiting his caffeine intake, and Tim almost joins a gym. Toss us a rating, tell a friend, check out the YouTube, we love ya! by Roommates-In-Law
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#18 - Tim Gaffigan: The boys both bomb on a bar show, discuss how they'd behave if drafted, and we discover that Tim has a killer celeb impression. by Roommates-In-Law
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#34 - Come Quick Guy: It's a hot one this week as the boys are in Bleecker St Studios riffin and raffin with our first ever guest, good pal and incredible comic Geoffrey Asmus. Rate, subscribe, send to a friend! by Roommates-In-Law
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#25 - Timmy & the Woods: Tom shows Timmy around his old stomping grounds at Notre Dame, and the boys finally tackle the age old issue of Catholic Priests. Make sure to rate and review the pod wherever you listen, it helps a lot! by Roommates-In-Law
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#35 - Physical Therapy: Tim shares some big news on his physical journey towards mental health, meanwhile Tom is up 5 pounds and is getting feedback on his crowdwork. Subscribe, rate, whatever! Tell a friend! by Roommates-In-Law
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#36 - Dad Giveaway: Tom gets heckled in Austin and is the maddest he's ever been onstage (still pretty tame). Meanwhile Tim performs in the middle of Times Square, which obviously goes great. Rate, subscribe, tell a friend! by Roommates-In-Law
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#16 - Crawfish Eyes: Tim and Tom are back from the weekend of their lives at Comedy on State in Madison, Wisconsin. Tim gets viciously attacked and also saves Tom's entire comedic career. by Roommates-In-Law
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#45 - He's a Creep, He's a Weirdo by Roommates-In-Law
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#21 - Waterloo: The boys have some adventures in Iowa, Tim continues his wild food choices on the road, and Tom accidentally leads on his nurse. by Roommates-In-Law
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#43 - General Lee Speaking: Timmy gets got by a Facebook marketplace desk, Tom talks shit to people extremely more successful than him, Tim becomes a wordsmith, and Tom tries to steal from Tim again. It's a whirlwind! Like and subscribe, tell a friend or loved one about us! by Roommates-In-Law
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#27 - Tommy Twerks: The fellas are finally both in New York City, and they are thriving. Tim has the move from hell, Tom twerks on stage. Rate, subscribe, tell a friend! by Roommates-In-Law
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#23 - Stinky Friend: Tom meets a cast of characters in Fort Wayne, meanwhile Tim continues the NYC apartment search and gets played by our Zero of the Week. by Roommates-In-Law
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#17 - Crazy Dave: Tom goes to Cancun and complains about it, meanwhile Tim has another run-in with a mean audience member. by Roommates-In-Law
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#42 - Lucky Dogs: We've got LA Tom back in the city of angels while Timmy reports live from across the country in Bleecker Street Studios in Brooklyn, and yet the boys find Zeros of the Week that are cut from the exact same cloth. Also they yell at you for letting our... by Roommates-In-Law
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#30 - TD Ameritrade!: The boys take on Caroline's on Broadway for Tom's birthday, our zero of the week attends the afterparty, and we meet Captain Ameritrade. Rate, subscribe, and tell your friends! by Roommates-In-Law
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#16 - Crawfish Eyes

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