#112 - Hack into the Mainframe

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#112 - Hack into the Mainframe

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Jan 25, 2024

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An incredibly fun episode this week as Tim reads us possibly the best Zero of the Week submission we've received. Ding ding ding, free hot dogs for everyone. Meanwhile, Tom tries to hack into the mainframe on a naval base in San Diego before being assaulted back in the city of angels. Send us a note, tell a friend, we love ya. roommatesinlawcomedy@gmail.com

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Jan 25, 2024

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Comedians Tim Smith & Tommy Schneeman of the semi-viral show Roommates-In-Law are riffin' and raffin', swapping stories about comedy and finding their Zeroes of the Week. New episode every Thursday!

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