Jeff needs to convince Troy to join the school's football team in order to stop the Dean putting out advertising with him featured on it. Just when he thinks he has Troy convinced, Annie steps in and throws a wrench in the plan. Meanwhile, Shirley teaches Britta the etiquette of girl talk, and the Dean and Peirce attempt to create a mascot for the school with no racial identifiers.Also more football talk and great banter between Pod Lord, Sugar Bear, and The Disco Spider