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60: Fingering, A Lost Art
FromSofia with an F
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Length:
67 minutes
Released:
Jan 6, 2022
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Podcast episode
Description
HAPPY NEW YEAR SLOOTS!
Well honestly…New Years are a little overrated so you will NOT be getting any “New Year New Me” BS here. This week Sofia gets real about the pressure that surrounds going into a new year and how it is OKAY to not wake up on January 1st ready to change your entire life. So don’t worry, you’re not alone. There is one thing we’re doing a little different in the new year…and that is empowering all the short kings! Seriously this is NOT a joke. If Zendaya can do it, so can you! Sloots, we are leaving the no-good, bad credit having, broken down car 6’2 losers in the past, and finding someone who treats you right, EVEN IF he’s 5’9. Get over it. Finally, we have a Sloot University seminar that really brings us back to our roots: The Lost Art of Fingering. When was the last time you had a really good finger sesh? Don’t worry, we’ll wait…exactly. It’s almost as if once sex came into the picture, fingering was left in the 9th grade. It’s okay though because we are bringing it BACK. Stretch those fingers and wrists out, they’re gonna need it.
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Well honestly…New Years are a little overrated so you will NOT be getting any “New Year New Me” BS here. This week Sofia gets real about the pressure that surrounds going into a new year and how it is OKAY to not wake up on January 1st ready to change your entire life. So don’t worry, you’re not alone. There is one thing we’re doing a little different in the new year…and that is empowering all the short kings! Seriously this is NOT a joke. If Zendaya can do it, so can you! Sloots, we are leaving the no-good, bad credit having, broken down car 6’2 losers in the past, and finding someone who treats you right, EVEN IF he’s 5’9. Get over it. Finally, we have a Sloot University seminar that really brings us back to our roots: The Lost Art of Fingering. When was the last time you had a really good finger sesh? Don’t worry, we’ll wait…exactly. It’s almost as if once sex came into the picture, fingering was left in the 9th grade. It’s okay though because we are bringing it BACK. Stretch those fingers and wrists out, they’re gonna need it.
Follow Sofia on Instagram and Twitter @SofiaFranklyn
Find merch HERE: https://sofiafranklyn.com/
Episode promo codes:
FitOn: Join over 10 million people getting their FitOn. Work out for free anytime, anywhere. Text SOFIA to sixty-four thousand to join FitOn for free
To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy
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Released:
Jan 6, 2022
Format:
Podcast episode
Titles in the series (100)
1: SLOOT: A SHORT AUTOBIOGRAPHY by Sofia with an F