Episode 47: The Lives of a Bengal Lancer

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Episode 47: The Lives of a Bengal Lancer

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Nov 18, 2018

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If you give thanks for only one thing this holiday, let it be that Suzan and David love you, their listeners, enough not to subject you to this terrible, terrible film.

Released:

Nov 18, 2018

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The Screen Test of Time is a podcast where Suzan Eraslan and David Daw set out to watch every movie ever nominated for an Academy Award for Best Picture, in order, from the first awards season to eventually the present day. Each week, they watch and review a different movie, and when they've watched everything nominated in a particular year, they tell you whether the Oscar went to the right one!

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Episode 40: Cleopatra: Last week, Suzan predicted this was going to be 100 minute of Claudette Colbert fan service, and for once, her instincts were spot on. by Screen Test of Time
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Episode 4: In Old Arizona: The moral of this week's show is "Be careful what you wish for." Last week, Suzan was over silent films and excited to finally get to the talkies. In Old Arizona granted her wish, but at what cost? by Screen Test of Time
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Episode 23: One Hour With You: Ahhh... there's nothing like the unfettered glee of a true hate watch, and Suzan and David are downright giddy this week. by Screen Test of Time
35 min listen
Episode 3: The Racket: This week, David and Suzan round out the last of the nominees for the very first year with a break from WWI and the very first gangster flick to get a Best Picture nod, The Racket. by Screen Test of Time
41 min listen
Episode 6: Alibi: There are movies that are bad because they're offensive, movies that are bad because they're poorly acted, and movies that are bad because they're generally unimportant nonsense stories that don't need to be told. And then there's the rare film that hits all three. by Screen Test of Time
30 min listen
Episode 9: The Love Parade: Ernst Lubitsch’s The Love Parade is a classic fairytale— boy meets girl, girl is the queen of some place called Sylvania, boy slept with her ambassador’s wife, but instead of ending up exiled forever, they get married and live happily ever after… and that’s just the first third of the movie. by Screen Test of Time
30 min listen
Episode 22: Shanghai Express: Shanghai Express has so much going for it: Marlene Dietrich smolders, the cinematography is gorgeous, the cast is funny, the costumes ravishing, the dialogue smart. So why aren't Suzan and David in raptures and awarding it their first 10? by Screen Test of Time
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Episode 36: The House of Rothschild: If you're looking for a master class in how well meaning racism is still racism, look no further than The House of Rothschild, a film that tries to indict anti-semitism while reinforcing anti-semitic stereotypes. by Screen Test of Time
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Episode 29: State Fair: In this week's episode, David posits the conspiracy theory that State Fair, remade half a dozen times in various media, is funded by the shadowy State Fair Lobby... but is his assertion as wild as it seems? by Screen Test of Time
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Episode 8: Disraeli: What do you get when you mash up a drawing room comedy, a spy caper, and a proto-biopic? by Screen Test of Time
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Episode 7: The Hollywood Revue of 1929: The Hollywood Revue of 1929 was definitely a departure from the Oscar nominated movies so far: a musical revue that feels like it was plucked right off a Vaudeville stage. by Screen Test of Time
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Episode 16: Skippy, Trader Horn, ...and City Lights?: David and Suzan prove their courage by watching a possibly cursed video copy of Skippy, so if you haven’t heard from them next week, they’ve been claimed by a ghost girl from a well. by Screen Test of Time
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Episode 20: The Champ: This week, Jackie Cooper is back, baby, and this time in a movie David and Suzan can actually watch! by Screen Test of Time
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Episode 25: Smilin' Through: Our hosts start off the 1932/1933 Academy Awards with Smilin' Through. Norma Shearer, short shrifted in The Divorcee as a glamorous doormat, finally gets her due in the role of spitfire Kathleen, and co-stars Frederic March and Leslie Howard match her stellar performance. by Screen Test of Time
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32 min listen
Episode 10: All Quiet on the Western Front: Ten movies in and we've finally found the origin of the Oscar bait flick! by Screen Test of Time
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Episode 13: Cimarron: Cimarron is the story of a politically woke dude, who still manages to be a bad partner and deadbeat dad, single handedly founding the state of Oklahoma. by Screen Test of Time
43 min listen
Episode 21: Arrowsmith: No, this week's movie is not about the guys who wrote "Love in an Elevator." It is, however, the movie that definitively answers the question, “Can a movie have too much plot?” by Screen Test of Time
32 min listen
Episode 24: Grand Hotel: At last, we reach the end of the 1931/1932 Oscars with the winner Grand Hotel. Sort of the first Ocean's Eleven, it's chock full of stars: Joan Crawford, Wallace Beery of The Champ fame, Greta Garbo (who delivers her iconic line, "I want to be alone"), and not one but two Barrymores! by Screen Test of Time
52 min listen
Episode 30: 42nd Street: On last week's episode, Suzan was certain that this would be amazing and her choice for the 1932/1933 nominees, and her track record on week before proclamations holds steady. by Screen Test of Time
44 min listen
Episode 19: Five Star Final: Another nominee that focuses on the behind the scenes business of newspapers, this time as an indictment of tabloid journalism. by Screen Test of Time
33 min listen
Episode 14: The Front Page: Despite being extremely resourceful, your intrepid hosts did not manage to find a copy of East Lynne this week, as there’s apparently only one extent copy that sits in a vault at the UCLA film archives. by Screen Test of Time
27 min listen
Episode 28: She Done Him Wrong: Clocking in at a mere 66 minutes, Mae West's She Done Him Wrong is the shortest movie ever nominated for Best Picture. Through some kind of manipulation of the space time continuum, however, it manages to have roughly five hours of musical numbers all stuffed in at the end. by Screen Test of Time
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Episode 26: I Am a Fugitive from a Chain Gang: The second film nominated for the 1932/1933 awards, I Am a Fugitive from a Chain Gang was a ripped from the headlines, based on a true story, adapted from a book smash, and the rare movie that actually made an impact on changing the oppressive system it profiled. by Screen Test of Time
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Episode 11: The Divorcee: Norma Shearer wears a Parisian dress shop's worth of fabulous outfits and Conrad Nagel plays the least immoral character in this movie as a man with a blatant disregard for the sanctity of other people's marriages. by Screen Test of Time
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Episode 15: (Not) East Lynne: What do your long suffering hosts do when they still can't find a copy, no matter how grey market, of the 1931 version of East Lynne? by Screen Test of Time
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Episode 18: Bad Girl: Our hosts have learned not to judge a movie by its poster this week, but surely they should be able to infer something about it from its title? by Screen Test of Time
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Episode 34: Little Women: The first of many onscreen adaptations of Louisa May Alcott's beloved novel, the Katherine Hepburn starring Little Women is also the first that our hosts have been exposed to the story, at least for Suzan. by Screen Test of Time
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Episode 47: The Lives of a Bengal Lancer: If you give thanks for only one thing this holiday, let it be that Suzan and David love you, their listeners, enough not to subject you to this terrible, terrible film. by Screen Test of Time
40 min listen

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Episode 47: The Lives of a Bengal Lancer

Episode 47: The Lives of a Bengal Lancer

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