Episode 189: Three Coins in the Fountain

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Episode 189: Three Coins in the Fountain

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Mar 3, 2022

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A picture postcard movie of Rome and Venice, Three Coins in the Fountain answers a question our hosts didn’t even know they had: can a movie devoid of stakes be good?

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Mar 3, 2022

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The Screen Test of Time is a podcast where Suzan Eraslan and David Daw set out to watch every movie ever nominated for an Academy Award for Best Picture, in order, from the first awards season to eventually the present day. Each week, they watch and review a different movie, and when they've watched everything nominated in a particular year, they tell you whether the Oscar went to the right one!

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Episode 26: I Am a Fugitive from a Chain Gang: The second film nominated for the 1932/1933 awards, I Am a Fugitive from a Chain Gang was a ripped from the headlines, based on a true story, adapted from a book smash, and the rare movie that actually made an impact on changing the oppressive system it profiled. by Screen Test of Time
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Episode 189: Three Coins in the Fountain

Episode 189: Three Coins in the Fountain

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