On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is back from the Boca Yacht Club and has decided she needs to be on the intercoastal with Annie Hathaway & some old dude from New Jersey. She spent a weekend on Spring Break, not by choice. She also hits the hotline and answers life's dumbest questions.   Go to Brooklinen.com and use promo code absolutelysnot for $20 off your purchase of $100 or more.   Go to CARIUMA.com/ABSOLUTELY to get 15% off your pair of CARIUMA sneakers.   Less money, less worries, MORE beach when you book at CheapCaribbean.com   Receive 20% off PLUS free shipping on your first order at DRINKOLIPOP.COM/ABSOLUTELY or use code ABSOLUTELY at checkout.   Use code HEATHER at checkout for 25% off your first month or diagnostic test. Visit www.AllaraHealth.com/heather for more information.   Produced by Dear Media