On this episode of the Absolutely Not Podcast, Heather is anxious and over caffeinated but doing her best to hold on to the future. The Voicemails this week are dumber than ever, but it doesn't stop Heather from losing her fucking mind. She loves you for calling in and remember, turn your AC off and roll your windows up if you're calling from the car! LOL! That and more on this week's episode!      Helix is offering up to $200 off ALL mattress orders and two free pillows for our listeners at helixsleep.com/absolutelynot.    Go to feals.com/absolutely to become a member and get 50% automatically taken off your first order with free shipping!   To get a special free trial membership to Beach Body, text ABSOLUTELY to 303030.   Produced by Dear Media.