Cousin Sal and the Degenerate Trifecta kick off the show by getting right into a recap of last night's Mets game while Parlay Kid kid is still sour about his current losing streak and claims Pete Alonso is too fat to hit. Next, they get into a recap of Hard Knocks, notable cuts around the NFL, and the movement of a lot of backup quarterbacks. The crew then goes into this year's best bets for the receivers around the league, and to no surprise, Harry is rolling with someone on the Vikings. Parlay Kid then gives a pick from the Bears to hope to prove Harry's ridiculous Fields take from yesterday wrong. Week 1 of NCAA football is underway and features a matchup between Oklahoma's State and Central Michigan, which is a rematch of Sal's worst beat of all time. Finally, the show ends and we wonder, did Harry actually crap his pants?