Cousin Sal and the Degenerate Trifecta are back to recap a big weekend of sports as Scott Scheffler wins his first green jacket but his double bogey cost Brother Bri his first Extra Points gold hat. To make matters worse, Parlay Kid found out Harry wasn’t watching The Masters because he had to drive an hour to clean up a dead bird at Ken’s house. It was a rough weekend of Betaches for all the guys as a controversial decision in Aljamin Sterling versus Petr Yan costs Cousin Sal, the Nuggets blow a 9-point lead with one minute left to cost him a 10-team parlay and Harry needs only one more leg of his 6-leg parlay to hit but comes up short after no one at The Masters scored a 9. Then it’s a quick look at the NBA playoffs and who could be the team to record an early upset including the Raptors over the 76ers; Brother Bri could see the Timberwolves not making it out of the play-in round. Also, Harry doesn’t know how to unlock his nemesis on Twitter. Next, the guys discuss the Mets and Yankees start to the season as Giancarlo Stanton comes out swinging for the fences. Plus, the guys make their Sharp Tank picks as Harry blames the Easter Bunny for making a bad pick over the weekend. Finally, the guys close things out by playing angry NCAA tournament voicemails from fans in the second annual One Whining Moment.