In "Pastoress: Midnight Mass," Naomi shuns the Pastoress following the tragic ending of "Whosoever Believeth," and the Pastoress goes alone to investigate a quarry when things go sideways. BUT FIRST LET'S SLEIGH SANTA! Welcome to Monster Porn.



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