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It's Halloween month! Prepare yourself for extra, and extraordinary, Monster Porn Podcast tentacular advances as we lead up to Halloween!

In Bret Norwood's "Counsel from the Cornstalks," we learn it's best not to listen to what haunts the harvest-time cornfields, and to stay away from the mansion on the hill! But first, in "The Checkout Line" by Matt Cummins, this all seems too familiar to the talky checker. Fresh-baked bread every day!

Creep on us! We haunt Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and your downstairs shower drain, which you should clean once in a while!

New weird and scary stories every other week!