Today, Monster Porn returns to cosmic horror with the re-appearance of the cassocked killer from beyond the stars, known only--on Earth--as Pastoress!



If you love the tentacles and existential languish of Lovecraftian cosmic horror, get in here. If you enjoy today's show, or want to start at the beginning, check out MP012 - "Pastoress" for the introduction of the character, though it is not, strictly, a pre-requisite for today's story.



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"Ravens (Pastoress Theme)" composed and performed by Bret Norwood.



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